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Comments by Jaybird

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The House should introduce some articles of impeachment.

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When the law is held in contempt, there will only be a scrambling for order.

This will end in divorce or war.

On “Open Mic for the Week of 4/14/2025

They doxxed him *AGAIN*. Jeez louise, those guys.

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Let's give him to Antifa.

Then we can compare him to WWII vets.

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Searching for "Balmer" on twitter seems to indicate that he was a "registered socialist" who, apparently, hated everybody.

On “Open Mic for the Week of 4/14/2025

He's going out of his way to not mention his party affiliation.

Republicans would *NEVER* vote for a Democrat and Dems would *NEVER* vote red.

Independent? Hell, everybody would vote for an independent!

On “Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro’s Residence Attacked, Suspect Arrested

It's the 1970s all over again! Was it a liberal who hates the fact that he's kind of centrist? Was it a neo-Nazi who hates the fact that he's kind of Jewish? Was it a radical centrist who hates the fact that the liquor stores are all state-owned? You won't know until his Facebook is made public!

On “Open Mic for the Week of 4/14/2025

This ad showed up in my feed. It's a young man running for Governor of Colorado (so it most likely won't show up for you).

Being 38 I represent Millennials — and everyone who comes after us.

Our generations are stuck with:

→ Useless degrees & low-paying jobs
→ No affordable housing
→ Crippling healthcare costs
→ Rising crime

What *I* found interesting is the "useless degrees" part. It seems like "useless degrees" is showing up more and more as a political talking point. It was merely an undercurrent for the debt forgiveness debate but now people who are running for political office are just up'n saying "useless degrees".

On “Saturday Morning Gaming: Hollow Knight

I am *EXCEPTIONALLY* irritated.

I watched a youtube that said "fight them like *THIS*" and I went and fought them like that and it worked.

So I got past it.

On “Open Mic for the Week of 4/7/2025

My Ethics professor freshman year (so, 1991-1992) was approximately one jillion years old and he explained to us that the term that was used during his childhood/adolescence was "morons".

And we've reached the point where "moron" is a term that the one wacky morning DJ calls the other wacky morning DJ when they're arguing about sports or something.

It's not even a particularly venomous insult anymore.

On “Saturday Morning Gaming: Hollow Knight

Yeah, fighting the mantis lords and... this game is BS.

On “The Emergency Ordinary Times Facelift

Dude, you're doing great. Thank you for making us look good even though you should be thinking about lunch.

On “Weekend Plans Post: The Escape Room

Remember what the drowning man said: "A little drunk is better than dead."

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The atmosphere was not really anxiety-making. If anything, I'd call the atmosphere "goofy".

I don't know much about rage rooms but I do know that you can get a pack of clay pigeons for a hundred bucks. They're biodegradable, non-toxic, and smash up nice. A good rain will make it like they were never even there.

On “Saturday Morning Gaming: Metroidvanias

I discovered the secret of the bank.

Hollow Knight is much better than I thought it was. I should have played this years ago.

On “From Freddie de Boer: Abundance, Up To A Point

I do think that an abundance agenda could ultimately be beneficial, if we’re very vigorous in not allowing such a movement to serve as a useful idiot for the right. But the effects would probably be modest.

While I, too, prefer silver bullets that solve everything, modest beneficial effects are not bad.

Yes, there will be trade-offs. Yes, there will be costs in addition to the benefits.

But I have never been in a place where I wouldn't have enjoyed some modest beneficial effects.

On “Open Mic for the Week of 4/7/2025

There's a thread up on the sidebar about this!

On “What To Expect When You’re Expecting a Trade War

I just saw a very good point: "China can stay poor a lot longer than the US can stay poor."

On “Saturday Morning Gaming: Metroidvanias

I have cheated a couple of times. I was stuck at having 3-of-4 mask pieces and looked up the ones I missed and, apparently, I missed a boatload.

So I'm going back and getting them and hoping that maybe I'll find something that will let me upgrade my nail because, seriously.

On “Open Mic for the Week of 4/7/2025

Someone created a masterpiece using Yakko's World song.

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I knew about this document, but it's very interesting to hear that there might be more.

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Who likes conspiracy theories?

CIA files reveal search for Hitler in South America 10 years after his suicide as Argentina prepares to release classified docs on Nazi fugitives

You know, if Argentina releases those documents as retaliation for the tariffs, we may have found the absolute funniest outcome to all of this.

On “What To Expect When You’re Expecting a Trade War

Open Source Yellow Journalism. Go on Twitter and explain "I am an Economy Scientist. This Economy is in great distress."

Or "I am an Economy Scientist. This is the best Economy the world has ever seen. The red line going down is good, actually."

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