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On “Open Mic for the week of 3/3/2025

If someone says "Man, I wish they got Adam Driver... now I'm not interested in the show...", can we accuse them of being secretly racist?

Oooh! If they claim that Rowling is transphobic, can I accuse them of rainbow-washing their racism?

"If you want to beat around that bush, feel free, but that’s the only bush I’m talking about."

It's an entertainment product in a marketplace that is oversaturated with entertainment products.

Feeling even the slightest of "ick"s is sufficient reason to watch Y instead of X for any Y and any X.

And accusing people of an "ism" or a "phobia" for chosing something, anything!, else in an oversaturated marketplace is a transparent attempt to inject a moral objection to a matter of taste and, get this, it trivializes the moral objection in the same way that calling wolf does.

Oh, you wanted Adam Driver to play Snape? That's racist.

On “Open Mic for the week of 3/10/25

From The Harvard Crimson: Librarian Who Removed Chabad Poster Is No Longer Employed at Harvard

Former Radcliffe Institute librarian Jonathan S. Tuttle is no longer employed at Harvard after he was filmed tearing down a poster showing the faces of Israeli hostages during a Harvard Out of Occupied Palestine rally on March 3, a University spokesperson confirmed Sunday.

By Sunday, Tuttle’s name and contact information had been removed from the Schlesinger Library’s official website, where his title was previously listed. Tuttle worked as a cataloguer of published materials at the Radcliffe Institute’s Schlesinger Library.

Harvard spokesperson Jason A. Newton wrote in a Sunday statement that the “Harvard employee involved in an incident during a protest last week is no longer affiliated with the University.”

Tuttle did not respond to a request for comment.

On “Open Mic for the week of 3/3/2025

They're busy screaming about how it should have been Adam Driver. "ADAM DRIVER WAS RIGHT THERE!"

Seriously, he was trending for two days on Twitter.

I, personally, am curious as to how they're going to handle James bullying Snape in high school or exploring how Lily didn't want to date Snape.

To be honest, I'm less expecting "I REFUSE TO WATCH THIS BECAUSE A BLACK ACTOR WAS CAST!" and more expecting a "Meh. Not for me..." response.

At which point the studios will pull a good, old-fashioned "YOU ONLY THINK IT WASN'T FOR YOU BECAUSE WE CAST A BLACK GUY!" and we can have an argument over the dark and unsettling reasons that other people aren't consuming a show that we ourselves also aren't consuming.

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I would *LOVE* a review!

I've reached the point where I see maybe one movie a year in the theater and I can already tell that it ain't gonna be that one.

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Sure. We can immediately talk about how the fans of the franchise are bad people.

I mean, they're fans of something created by JK Rowling so that goes without saying but now we can *REALLY* lean into how they shouldn't care about this silly thing.

"Why do you care? This is stupid and what you like is stupid. Why do you care?"

Maybe we can get the people actually creating the show to ask that.

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Man, it really sucks that this precedent has been set, then.

I mean, I'd have to argue for saying that it's okay to do this stuff in front of a group of folks who are in charge of disbursing Federal Funds.

And, lemme tell ya, after the last decade or so, I'm not sure that the people who would be put in charge of arguing that this stuff should obviously be okay have the rhetorical chops to pull it off.

But I'd love to see them try and see what policies they institute after testifying that they may find such speech distasteful but college is supposed to be a hotbed of free speech activity where students will quite regularly experience speech that some might say is unpleasant.

On “Open Mic for the week of 3/3/2025

Welp, here are the deets:

The question is whether people who refuse to watch the new one are racist.

I mean... are you going to watch it?

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The up-to-the-minute debate is over whether or not Snape was.

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So are you going to see it?

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Stuff that happens in different time zones.

On “Saturday Morning Gaming: Goodbye to Monolith Studios

I'll mention this again tomorrow but The Shadow Bundle is on sale for 90% off. That's 7 bucks!

If you like the Batman Arkham games, get this.
If you like the Lord of the Rings, get this.

It's a good game, it's a fun game, it's a game that changes minds.

And it's 7 bucks!

On “Open Mic for the week of 3/3/2025

You know what's even worse than Democracy?

*LOCAL* Democracy.

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Yeah, we could have nominated and elected Harris.

If only sane people had been in charge!

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I saw that "Whistle While You Work", a cheery song where Snow White cleans up the house while the guys are at work turned into a cheery song where she teaches the guys how to do their own housecleaning.

"SOMEONE STOLE OUR DISHES!"
"They ain't stole, they're hid in the cupboard."

That's an *AWESOME* exchange.

And now it's gone. Like tears in the rain.

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So the AP is not sufficient? CNN?

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Don't forget the people who are refusing to see it because Gal Gadot is in it! Anti-semitism has an impact too!

"It cheapens the accusation of anti-semitism to conflate it with not wanting to see a movie because someone who supports genocide against indigenous people is in it."
"Too late. Anti-semitism. Now you have to take the charge seriously."

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Bipedal humanoid robots are being allowed to run in a half marathon in Bejing.

The Rules:

Rules for humanoids running the Beijing Half-Marathon are announced:
⦿ Only bipedal robots (no wheels) - remote-controlled or autonomous
⦿ Height: 1.6 ft to 6.5 ft
⦿ Time limit: 3 hours and 30 minutes
⦿ 10-minute penalty for each battery swap

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Is the AP sufficient? CNN?

There was a case with UCLA where they checked for stuff like Jewish jewelry and asked people who were unwilling to denounce Israel to take the long way around but I'm sure we're in agreement that that is particularly egregious.

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This is from back in 2023. (Jump down to where it says "sabotage" if you want to get straight to the thread.)

Here's one of the points I made in the middle of the thread:

If what you are saying is true, would it be possible to submit low-effort crap and accuse anyone who doesn’t like it as being “anti-woke” instead of “anti-low-effort crap”?

Because, lemme tell ya, I have definitely seen some seriously awful media that shoveled on the “woke” crap and accused anybody of not liking the media as being against the “woke” and not against the “crap”.

And this is from back August of last year where we discussed, among other things, Zeigler posting about Palestine (you may recall that Gal Gadot did her stint in the Israeli army). I recapped the drama for Kazzy here.

I do hope that Kazzy comes back and gives a comment about how much (or whether is an option, I guess) his kiddos liked the movie.

As for my take on Ziegler, I'll take the liberty of quoting myself:

Now beauty is subjective and we shouldn’t say whether one person is more attractive than another and the very idea of a magic mirror being able to tell who is and who is not better looking than another person is silly… but I can totally see how someone might prefer to look at Gal Gadot when given the choice between Gal Gadot and Rachel Ziegler.

“So you’re saying that Rachel Ziegler is *UGLY*?!?”
“No, I’m not saying that. They’re both good looking.”
“So you agree that Rachel Ziegler is better looking but you just don’t think so because you’re racist against Latinx Actresses!”
“No, I don’t… erm… I’m not sure when we got allowed to say that one woman is better looking than another but I am saying that I understand how someone might think that Gal Gadot is better looking, in the trailer, than Rachel Ziegler is.”
“So you’re saying that Rachel Ziegler is hideous.”
“No.”

And so on.

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Generally when you have a protest like that, you don’t let counterprotesters in.

From what I understand, the protest wasn't a four hour thing where they had one guy give a forty minute speech to introduce a guy who gives a thirty minute speech to introduce a guy who gives a twenty minute speech to introduce a guy who comes out and speaks for ten minutes with a whole bunch of songs praising peace and justice sprinkled among the speeches but was, instead, an encampment.

If they had a four hour thing and said "no Israelites except for Black Israelites", I'm pretty sure that everybody would have rolled their eyes and gone around the long way.

Such is the nature of four hour protests.

But an encampment? Why, I'd hate to have to argue that point in front of a judge.

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That's one heck of a framing, anyway. Were you around for the whole "artisans" thing?

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"The students took over the quad and closed it down to anybody who wasn't willing to denounce Israel."
"They're supporting Palestine."

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Are you asking for the "For Real According To A Definition That You, Personally, Use" definition or the legal one that they're going to be using as justification?

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