Court rules in favor of Thunderlips!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

In an incredible case of jurisprudence, the court on the football field found in favor of the defense and slapped down the Malicious Prosecution attempts by Coach Burt. The Gore-y results left us wanting Moore as the Express\u2019 Rivers overflowed with points. Tu caught up with Dman for an interview.<\/p>\n

Tu<\/strong>: {grumble} Another solid win coach.<\/p>\n

Dman<\/strong>: Yes! The Express scored the most points yet and things are looking really good for grabbing Thomas in the late rounds.<\/p>\n

Tu<\/strong>: Yes, yes! Can we get by the self aggrandizement and talk about the issues?<\/p>\n

Dman<\/strong>: Issues? What issues?<\/p>\n

Tu<\/strong>: There are rumors that a fat, stuffed bear is sniffing in the honey pot of your players.<\/p>\n

Dman<\/strong>: Pooh on that rumor! It would take a top running back like\u2026 oh pulling one out of the hat\u2026 Ray Rice for me to consider that kind of trade.<\/p>\n

Tu<\/strong>: But Green is still under performing each week.<\/p>\n

Dman<\/strong>: It will come together and Green will dominate.<\/p>\n

Tu<\/strong>: You may be riding that Green lawn into the dust bowl outside the playoffs coach\u2026<\/p>\n

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Freak and Peak of the Week<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

The Levellers found a very un-Level playing field as they were threatened with Cutlery and Packed in a Jeffery\u2019s tube. Acme stock was at an all time high, but they left the Action Jackson figure Packed away on the bench and could not break the 200\u2019s, but earned the Peak of the Week. Even with points on the bench Coach Bill was Levelled with a 98 point loss and the Freak of the Week.<\/p>\n

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Reek and Squeak of the Week<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Even with Charles in Charge the Sandcastle was kicked over Nine, no Ten, no Eleven times. Because Romo said No-Mo\u2019! and almost single handedly pulled off the every first win for Coach Chris. The Coach, using an under used strategy again played only seven players, with another Rocking the Donut again, yet this time they lulled their opponent to sleep and were able to storm the Sandcastle for the win. Congrats on this unique strategy. Let\u2019s check with the Week in Review Expert for better understanding of this new strategy. Expert, \u201cIt is normally better to play with a full nine people on your team, but when one scores enough for three players, you could win.\u201d Deep, very deep.<\/p>\n

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Bleak of the Week<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

After such a strong start, the Scorned Intangibles are losing whatever ghost of a chance they had for making the playoffs. This is the second time they have barely Marshalled any points and scored the lowest points in the league. Tu caught up to Coach Jaybird after this dismal game.<\/p>\n

Tu<\/strong>: This makes three loses in a row coach. What is going wrong?<\/p>\n

Jaybird<\/strong>: I went wrong.<\/p>\n

Tu<\/strong>: Say again?<\/p>\n

Jaybird<\/strong>: I was the one who went wrong. Tebow? I traded him.<\/p>\n

Tu<\/strong>: I beg your pardon?<\/p>\n

Jaybird<\/strong>: My tight end had a bye. I asked Tebow if he’d be my tight end and he said that he was a QB. So I traded him.<\/p>\n

Tu<\/strong>: And you think that getting rid of a player that didn’t score you any points, at all, like, not even one so far this year is the reason that you’ve lost three in a row?<\/p>\n

Jaybird<\/strong>: Well, I traded back for him.<\/p>\n

Tu<\/strong>: I’ve noticed that I’ve spent most of my questions asking you to repeat yourself and found myself almost asking you to do it again.<\/p>\n

Jaybird<\/strong>: Now that Tebow is back, he’s back as Team Captain and I look forward to another “W”.<\/p>\n

Tu<\/strong>: {Sputter} That\u2019s it! Get me out of here!<\/p>\n

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The Oracle Update:<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Holy cow! The Oracle lost two this week. Nine, Ten, Eleven pulled off and incredible upset to get the single digit (the middle one) that wins a game, while the Tryhards did not try that hard to win and will now need to bear the cross of being given the nickname, Rocking the Donut.<\/p>\n

The Tryhards: 9W \u2013 -1L aka: Rocking the Donut
\nAcme Packers: 5W \u2013 3L
\nWhoWouldJesusDraft?: 1W \u2013 7L
\nTeam Pooh Bear: 8W \u2013 0L aka: The Anointed Ones
\nPartisan Warrior’s: 6W \u2013 3L \u2013 -1T
\nBrian’s Best Team: 6W \u2013 2L
\nReba Demartino: 3W \u2013 5L aka: Gin-soaked Dreamers
\nDownSouth Dragons: 4W \u2013 4L
\nThe Uninitiated: 7W \u2013 1L
\nMaliciousProsecutors: 2W \u2013 6L
\nMerciless Monsters: 4W \u2013 4L
\nScorned Intangibles: 3W \u2013 5L
\nThunderlips Express: 2W \u2013 6L
\nThe Levellers: 5W \u2013 4L \u2013 -1T
\nTeam Sandcastle: 1W \u2013 7L
\nThe Nine Ten Eleven: -1W \u2013 9L aka: Flipping the Bird<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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