The Time Mike Pence Killed An Endangered Bald Eagle
The following story is meant to be humorous. As far as we know he has never, in fact, dressed as a woman. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
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The Time Mike Pence Went On An Ayahuasca-Fueled Vision Quest
The following story is meant to be humorous, and is not intended to represent the real-life Mike Pence. As far as we know his face has never, in fact, turned into a liquid he...
The Time Mike Took Me To The Gathering Of The Juggalos
Vice President Michael Pence has musical tastes for which the adjective eclectic is an understatement, and led us down some strange, old town roads.
The Time Mike Ate The World’s Hottest Pepper
The following is humor. As far as we know the extent of Mike Pences’s knowledge of the Lanthanide series is not, in fact, a matter of public record.
The Time Mike Caused $135,000 In Damage At His Local Target
Most people don’t associate Mike Pence with a swathe of retail destruction the likes of which would impress Genghis Khan himself, but it happened once.
The Day That Comprised The Totality Of Mike’s Bare Knuckle Boxing Career
Humor: “It was at a rest stop outside of Dayton, Ohio that the hunger kicked in. Mike Pence and I were with our roommate Dick Richards buying snack foods and drinks”
The Time Mike And The 23rd Indiana Light Artillery Castrated A Bull
Parody: To this day, Mike Pence carries a sharpened Newberry Knife about with him at all times, just in case.
The Time Mike’s Woody Was Full of Hookers
Parody: “Sometimes Mike Pence’s trademark friendliness and humility would land us in some strange situations…”
So. That Happened.
In which Burt Likko tries to convince you, and himself, that it’s not going to be that bad.
Safe Spaces
Does telling someone that his running mate is a complete dirtbag require a trigger warning?
Veepmania 2016: Armageddon: Pence versus Kaine: The Battle For Air Force Two!
It’s come down to this. Vanilla Bean Ice Cream, French Vanilla Ice Cream is calling you out!
(Featured image is of a retired DC-9 that was used as Air Force Two.)
This Just IN: Pravda on the Wabash
The Governor of Indiana is about to launch a state-run news service that will compete with agencies such as the Associated Press even as it controls access to public information. It is an idea that is terrible for a number of reasons, the primary one being this:
It might well work.
