Author: Jason Kuznicki

I’m Not Sure if This Is a Post About Love

When you’re straight, you’re often told what romantic love is: Parents. Friends. Songs. TV. Movies.

This is a lot more useful than most straight people seem to realize.

State Violence: A Dialogue

Early that morning, a tiny, not terribly bright idea got lodged in Frank’s head. It happens quite often to the soft-headed. And, unfortunately, Frank was feeling ambitious.

War on Christmas Oatmeal Cinnamon Stout

On Twitter I was asked to post this recipe, so here it is. It’s among my favorite beers ever, and it’s only available (so far) on tap at our domestic basement bar.

Mr. Relative Comes Around

“Older people can sometimes lose their reflexes,” said Mrs. Niece. “And their coordination. I mean, maybe you haven’t, but they do need to check.”

Another Tiny Glimpse into Our Crazy War on Drugs

Representative Trey Radel (R-FL) pleaded guilty this morning to cocaine possession. As Radel recently voted to drug test all food stamp recipients, the temptation is strong simply to smile and declare that it couldn’t...

Gudea, Simple Governor of Lagaš

“Changing the words of Naram-Sin, the living god, is treason, because he is the king. But changing the words of Gudea, simple governor of Lagaš, is unjust, because he made things work right.” –...

Friday Night Jukebox: Full Moon Edition

Start slow, with Bear in Heaven’s “Werewolf.” I think it’s gorgeous: Next up, TV on the Radio, “Wolf Like Me.” It’s probably my favorite song about lycanthropy: And, as Chuck Berry would put it,...

Me at the Umlaut

Just a quick note: I’ve got a long thing over at the Umlaut today. Feel free to comment there, rather than here.


The phrase “driverless car” is clunky and imprecise. See that parking lot? Those are driverless cars. Ugh. Call them autonomes instead.

A Simple Desultory Menippic

“Do you know why I pulled you over?” the cop asked. The Inquisitor’s question. It’s never a good sign. Aviator mirrorshades. Handlebar mustache. Because of course he would. Establishing the right script is important...