Bitter Empire: The Presidential Candidates Ranked By Their Usefulness In A Bar Fight
4. Chris Christie
Again, Christie is not going to be one of the best physical fighters you’ve ever seen, but it’s a good bet that the guy knows how to throw a punch. Plus Christie has the intimidation factor. He knows how to be mean, loud, and carry menace. And he’s a powerful man from New Jersey, which means everyone is going to assume he’s mobbed up. That’ll make people think twice, and you may not have to have a bar fight at all.
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Last: Ted Cruz, because he’s going to be so obnoxious that eventually both sides will stop fighting each other and gang up on him.Report
That’s better than the real #1.Report