6 thoughts on “Saturday Morning Gaming: Two Gems

  1. Okay. This one involves a bunch of silly stories involving the French language.

    When I was first dating Maribou, I was working at a little French bistro and I amused the owner by referring to potatoes as “pomme de terre” and tomatoes as “pomme d’amour” (he once explained to me that pretty much nobody calls tomatoes that anymore but he still chuckled at it).

    And so, when I was talking to Maribou, I came up with this entire etymology in French about how they referred to various things as “apples”. Rain would be “pommes du nuage” and instead of saying “sweet dreams”, they said “bon pommes de sommeil”.

    This tickled me to the point where I introduced it to strangers online and one of them asked *HIS* French girlfriend about it and he said that her eyes got really big and she told him that she has never, ever heard that. Someone asked if the French still referred to “le fin de semaine” or if they’ve officially switched to “le weekend” and I jumped in and said “pommes de semaine!” and it started the whole thing all over again.

    It was a fun little joke. If you know any French people, I invite you to start using the phrases yourself.

    But the point is this: In Expedition 33, there is a cutscene where you and another character are talking while looking up at the night sky. The other character says “I think that stars are the apples of the sky.”

    And I immediately laughed out loud and thought that that would sound even better in French.

    1. While at the height of my mania in this, I checked out the real etymology for “pommes de miscellaneous” and it goes back to the Romans. They would refer to various orchard fruits as “pomum”. So it covered cherries, pears, apricots… whatever. All pommes. The goddess of orchards was “Pomona”.

      So that’s where the whole “pomme” thing goes back to.

  2. I’ll save these to come back to in a few years when they’re cheap or free (and maybe when I’m retired).

    I was leisurely working towards 100% on Shadow of the Tomb Raider but I seem to have gotten trapped in a tomb i had already completed, with no way to go back to a previous savepoint. So I figured i’d give Ogu a try since the price was right. At first it seemed like Zelda for pre-teens and I wasn’t taking it too seriously, zoomed through the first boss, zipped through to the second one — and wow, big step-up in difficulty. Eventually got past it but i guess the game is a little more demanding than i thought.

    1. If you don’t wanna spend money, you don’t wanna spend money. But if you find yourself itching to play a game that’s really good, kinda chill, and will let you get up at a second’s notice to answer an urgent request to come upstairs and deal with a barfing cat?

      Get Blue Prince. If you have *ANY* affinity for puzzlers at all, it is alternately a delightful game and the most frustrating exercise in RNG known to man.

      At this moment in time, it’s $30.

      If you are feeling hesitant, get it when it’s $20. You’ll be thrilled with it. If you have any affinity for puzzlers, that is.

      1. I love puzzle games — too much. It’s not that I can’t afford the game, it’s that overall I’m trying (with limited success, obviously) to avoid playing video games at all. But in my mental hierarchy, extreme cheapness ranks higher than self-discipline.

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