What’s a Christmas Movie?

John Puccio

John Puccio is a communications consultant from New York, living in New Jersey, who self-identifies as a Floridian. He majored in History at Loyola University Maryland back when it was still just Loyola College. A lapsed stoic, John is a life-long New York Jets fan, which explains a lot.

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15 Responses

  1. MikkhiKisht says:

    A Christmas Story is terribad cinema.Report

  2. DensityDuck says:

    No “Trading Places”?Report

  3. Jaybird says:

    The “Christmas Station” here in town (one of a jillion of them, anyway) plays every single Christmas-is-about-winter song in the canon. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”. “Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire”. “All I Want for Christmas is You.”

    If you think that you might want some “Hark the Herald Angels Sing”, “Silent Night”, or even some “Gabriel’s Song”, well, T.S.

    Here’s “Silver Bells”.

    Oh, Die Hard is a Christmas movie? Here’s “Feliz Navidad”.Report

  4. Pinky says:

    Die Hard is very derivative of Lethal Weapon. The problem is the hair. You can’t watch Lethal Weapon without being distracted by Mel’s hair.Report

    • John Puccio in reply to Pinky says:

      His other public “distractions” don’t help either.Report

      • InMD in reply to John Puccio says:

        One of my many shortcomings is to remain a fan of Mel. Guy is nuts but he is a good actor and maybe a great filmmaker.Report

        • Pinky in reply to InMD says:

          Mel Gibson “plays” a lot of broken and grieving characters. When you find out how messed up he is, his roles seem artistically honest and poignant. Kevin Spacey “plays” decent enough people on the surface who are hiding a controlling and malicious side. When you find out what kind of a guy he is, it makes all his films unwatchable.

          It’s interesting to me the way people have reacted to Matthew Perry’s last years and death. There’s been no reconsideration or scorn. He was a nice and funny guy who came across that way. People are sharing clips of his funny moments. That’s great.Report

        • John Puccio in reply to InMD says:

          The Passion of the Christ is a truly brilliant film. One of the best made in the last 20 years.Report

          • DensityDuck in reply to John Puccio says:

            I’m not sure which is a funnier joke, “my buddy said he didn’t go to Passion Of The Christ because someone spoiled the ending for him” or “halfway through Passion Of The Christ my boyfriend leaned over and said ‘okay I know they’re not gonna kill the main character but I don’t know how he’s gonna get out of this one’…”Report

            • Jaybird in reply to DensityDuck says:

              Co-worker a few years back asked me for advice. They were going to have a Good Friday screening of Passion of the Christ at their church and there was an argument over whether refreshments should be made available.

              I suggested “bottled water” and not, you know, the usual movie-night fare of popcorn and soda or whathaveyou.

              Protestants, man.Report

  5. LeeEsq says:

    All these varieties of Die Hard is a Christmas movie are by people trying to be au contraire and find a way to watch what they want rather than something definitely more Christmas like and very sappy.Report

    • KenB in reply to LeeEsq says:

      Maybe some people. Others are just playing with the fact that as with many other categories, we have an intuitive sense of what the criteria for a “Christmas movie” are, but we mostly haven’t taken the time to explicitly list them out, and it can be difficult to define the border precisely. See also “is a hotdog a sandwich”.Report

      • DensityDuck in reply to KenB says:

        or maybe it’s just a joke, satirizing the insistence on categorizing things by creating a category that contains both a violently graphic action movie where people are dissected in slow-motion by machine-gun bullets, and ‘Miracle On 34th Street'”Report