Betrayed by the Doge King: Elon Musk, Twitter, and Tesla

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  1. Philip H says:

    not for nothing, but a great many of us pointed out this was a scam from the get go. That we were poo poo’ed is unfortunate.

    As for the free speech angle – free speech, like all rights, carries both responsibilities and consequences. Chief among those consequences is being fired for what you say and, in some cases, where you say it. You have no right to employment (especially regardless of conduct), and with the pernicious rise of union busting “right to work” states, I am surprised we don’t see more firings for speech. You can’t fix that by relaxing Twitter moderation.Report

    • CJColucci in reply to Philip H says:

      If there is “considerable demand” for an online venue where you can say what you want without adverse consequences in meat world, it’s like considerable demand for unicorns that s**t rainbows. No online venue, no matter who owns it or what its internal rules, can prescribe how others react to a user’s speech, and anyone who thinks that Elon Musk owning Twitter could change that is ripe for Musk’s picking.Report

  2. Sir Arcane says:

    Musk may still end up purchasing Twitter. This case is being decided in Delaware’s Chancery Court and they can force Specific Performance of the contract. However, I’m not sure Twitter shareholders would actually want that.Report

    • Burt Likko in reply to Sir Arcane says:

      They can force specific performance but that can very easily mean “pay the liquidated damages for breach.” A billion dollars for the privilege of not going through with it is enough money to sting a little bit for anyone; though as the OP points out, that may simply be the cost of Musk doing this sort of business.Report

  3. Jaybird says:

    If Twitter wins the lawsuit with Musk, doesn’t that mean that Musk ends up buying it?Report

    • Jaybird in reply to Jaybird says:

      The stock price has wandered between $32.65 and almost $40. If you think that the court will make Musk buy it, this is a great opportunity to make some money.

      Purchase the stock at $39.25 today, get bought out at $54.20 in a quarter.Report

    • Greg In Ak in reply to Jaybird says:

      Or he agrees to settle by giving twitter a giant amount of money for the privilege of f*cking off. They will keep twitter and count his bucks while he trolls his suckers on something else.Report

      • Jaybird in reply to Greg In Ak says:

        I imagine that you can settle at any time during a proceeding if both parties are amenable.

        I’m guessing that the $1B settlement is insufficient as far as Twitter is concerned, though.Report

        • Greg In Ak in reply to Jaybird says:

          Yup. They can settle up to a little before the decision is read.

          Rich people don’t like to be jerked around and trolled for some other rich aholes jollies. They want a FA and FO fee. Just as is expected.Report

        • DacidTC in reply to Jaybird says:

          I mean you sorta listed it above…Twitter is going to want the diff between their current stock price of about $40 and what Musk promised.Report

  4. Greg In Ak says:

    Musk doesn’t give a crap about free speech. His speech matter to him, nothing much else does. At best he has a shallow child’s understanding of free speech. Rich jerk who likes to troll isn’t gonna be protecting any free speech he doesn’t like.

    At least Space X is still good.Report

  5. On July 8th, Elon Musk shocked the internet when he announced he was reneging on his $44 billion purchase agreement for the social media app Twitter;

    Shocked in the sense that people had been predicting it from the first.Report

    • Right? The OP does sort of cop to hat later in the post . . . but still. I never expected him to go through with it and said repeatedly he was shorting stock – which it turns out isn’t far from the Tesla stock dump the OP mentions.Report

  6. DavidTC says:

    The complete nonsensical justifications from Musk fanboys is hilarious at this point.

    My favorite one is ‘Musk knew they were lying about the bots in their SEC filing and now he can prove it!!!!’

    And it’s like: One, if they were lying in SEC filings then the proper venue for that is a shareholder lawsuit, and Musk was already a very large shareholder so would have made a ton of money. Contracting to buy the place to prove this is nonsensical especially since,

    Two, you can’t assert fraud if the person selling you the thing is lying to you but you know they’re lying to you! That’s not how fraud works, for the transaction to have been fraudulent, you have to have been _deceived_, you have to believe the false claims, and Musk has been claiming this entire time that he doesn’t believe Twitter’s claims! It’s literally why he said he was going to buy Twitter in the first place, because they were lying about the massive bot problem that they had!

    In some hypothetical universe where Twitter proves to have been lying about the number of bots, (which is almost certainly not true because Twitter has stated their methodology for study, and as long as they followed it they’re pretty much fine, but let’s pretend they’ve been lying), Elon Musk is about the only shareholder who can’t get damages from them. Because he repeatedly said they were lying and he knew it, before he bought their stock and signed the contract to buy the company.Report

    • DavidTC in reply to DavidTC says:

      BTW, the actual proper response if you think a public company has been lying in their filings, is to massively short the stock, and then buy literally one piece of stock so you are eligible to sue them as a shareholder, and then make a bunch of money when the stock plummets. Actual hedge funds do this all the time when they see claims made in filings that they don’t think will stand up in court.

      Attempting to buy the company is literally the exact opposite of what you should do, but it’s part of Elon’s general strategy of ‘being incredibly stupid and having no idea how anything works’.Report

  7. Kazzy says:

    “Twitter’s lead counsel William Savitt pointed out that Elon continues to mock Twitter on their platform, and every day it lingers, it hurts Twitter.”

    Maybe Twitter should ban him! :-pReport