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  1. Oscar Gordon says:

    I often get email for a very politically active woman somewhere in CO, her Gmail handle being one common typo away from mine, and she is apparently rather careless with a keyboard.

    I hit unsubscribe a lot.

    I have gotten emails for her that looked rather important, service providers reaching out to her or the like. I used to write back and ask them to contact her another way to get a correct email address, but the emails keep coming, and now just go to Spam.Report

  2. Mr Ed says:

    If you hadn’t assumed, you might have bothered to check your work. It’s not “curple” — the word is actually croup. As any diagram of horse parts would tell you.

    MRI studies strongly suggest that speakers of Scots do not actually use lingustic abilities to communicate (instead using hand gestures and body language). This suggests that we disallow the misbegotten words from catalogs of the English Language.Report

  3. CJColucci says:

    In the days of telephone books, my name and number appeared directly above those of the Columbia Florists, and I used to get all sorts of calls intended for them. One Sunday I was awakened by someone who was complaining that her flowers were droopy. I thanked her for the information and told her that the Emergency Flower Van would be there soon to replace the wilted flowers. She never called me back, so there was probably some interesting later discussion when she dialed the right number.
    Some months later, when my wife and I were out and about, we saw a van from Columbia Florists. She pointed and said: “The Emergency Flower Van.” We had a good laugh, but then wondered if they had initiated such a service after this incident.Report