Agent of Chaos Theory

Russell Michaels

Russell is inside his own mind, a comfortable yet silly place. He is also on Twitter.

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3 Responses

  1. Oscar Gordon says:

    NSP – HA!Report

  2. Jaybird says:

    There was an episode of Twilight Zone that twitter reminds me of. A happily married couple, happy together. Well, unfortunately, there’s a situation in which she gets attacked (pretty badly) and goes to the hospital in a coma. Treatment follows, she finally wakes up, and gets discharged and he’s driving her home. They go out to the parking garage and as they’re driving out, they pass a guy and she screams “THAT’S HIM! THAT’S THE GUY!” and the husband asks “are you sure?” and she tells him “I’ve never been more certain of anything in my life. That’s him. That’s the guy.”

    The husband pulls over, parks, challenges the guy and chokes him to death. He gets back in his car with his wife and they begin the drive home again. At the exit to the parking garage, she sees a panhandler by the corner. “THAT’S HIM! THAT’S THE GUY!” They drive another block and there’s a guy carrying groceries “THAT’S HIM! THAT’S THE GUY!” A couple of guys in business suits talking as they leave an office building. “THAT’S THEM! THOSE ARE THE GUYS!”

    Anyway, Twitter reminds me of the “I’ve never been more certain of anything in my life” moment.Report