Saturday Morning Gaming: Paper Towels



Jaybird is Birdmojo on Xbox Live and Jaybirdmojo on Playstation's network. He's been playing consoles since the Atari 2600 and it was Zork that taught him how to touch-type. If you've got a song for Wednesday, a commercial for Saturday, a recommendation for Tuesday, an essay for Monday, or, heck, just a handful a questions, fire off an email to

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  1. fillyjonk fillyjonk says:

    I’m playing “Is it worth going out to the small local grocery and maybe getting exposed to The Virus on the off chance they would have some sweet potatoes (which are now the thing I want the most to eat in the world and the Wal-Mart pick up order I did this morning, they were the one thing that was out of stock)”

    it’s not a fun game. 0/10, do not recommend.

    (No, I’m not gonna call them and ask, I’m sure they’re slammed with too many worried people calling them about stuff)Report

    • Avatar Jaybird in reply to fillyjonk says:

      Wear gloves, wear a mask, don’t talk to anybody but the checkout person, and get yourself a candy bar while you are there.Report

    • Avatar Michael Cain in reply to fillyjonk says:

      If you look at the produce section in the Kroger chain stores here, you would never know there was anything going on. Even the bananas are back to normal. Probably doesn’t hurt that Front Range Colorado is the regional hub for an enormous area. Kroger’s got like a bazillion square feet of warehousing. I know that they added a half-million square feet of refrigerator/freezer warehouse storage in Denver in the last couple of years. Sometimes I wonder if they’re not a logistics company that happens to operate retail groceries on the side.Report

  2. Avatar Fish says:

    Oh, man…so much this, Jay. I’m sitting in front of my sweet, sweet gaming PC all day and then it just feels…wrong…to sit right back down and start playing games.Report

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