Q is for Quarantine
We are living through a moment in history, albeit it one of turmoil. When things get crazy and confusing, I do what any very online person who wants to get to the truth 1 does: I search hashtag QAnon on Twitter. Thank God I did. If I had not, I would not have learned the following:
- The reason why we have all been implored to stay at home and “quarantine” is not because of the Corona virus, which isn’t even that bad2; it’s so Trump and his team can effectuate the arrests of the deep state elite around the country. This includes Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson, Justin Trudeau, and especially Ellen DeGeneres.
- The USNS Comfort Hospital ship currently docked in NYC is not for coronavirus patients3; it is to house and treat the thousands of children who are currently being rescued, via underground tunnels beneath Central Park, from the enormous satanic cannibal pedophile ring run by Hillary Clinton.
- We will soon undergo “ten days darkness”, in which all phones, computers, and internet will go offline. The only available media will be an 8 hour, looping report of the truth behind the deep state, the pedophile ring, and the many arrests of celebrities and politicians around the world.
- Once all the members of the evil satanic pedophile cabal have been captured and sent to Gitmo, JFK Jr. will emerge and reveal that he faked his death4, he is Q, and he has been working with Trump all along to effectuate the Great Awakening.
I don’t know about you, but I feel better knowing what is really going on.
“Justin Trudeau”
But … he’s in … Canada.Report
IT’S WORLDWIDE MICHAELReport
Well, they’ve definitely confiscated Trudeau’s razors.Report
Has anyone in the Canadian media asked why that’s happening? I’m very pro-beard but this may not be the right time for the Saddam in the spider hole look.Report
Is it really worldwide, or is it Justin Trudeau?
Two more Kennedy’s died tragically in a canoe accident in high winds, and sure enough, some idiots pointed out that she was an academic who was against vaccines, and thus big pharma must have needed to get her out of the way so they could …virus something something.Report
Actually the 10 days of darkness thing sounds pretty good. So something to look forward to.Report
I … how is this not parody? Is there actually someone out there who is taking this seriously and not trying to top other people’s wild fantasies with a yet wilder one?Report
There’s a very good chance that the original Q is just a jokester, but the overall mythos developed organically. Each sub-component sounds “plausible” to the adherents, and once you’ve swallowed a bit, the next swallow doesn’t seem so bad either.Report
Q is JFK Jr.! C’mon give a *spoiler alert*.Report