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Jaybird

Jaybird is Birdmojo on Xbox Live and Jaybirdmojo on Playstation's network. He's been playing consoles since the Atari 2600 and it was Zork that taught him how to touch-type. If you've got a song for Wednesday, a commercial for Saturday, a recommendation for Tuesday, an essay for Monday, or, heck, just a handful a questions, fire off an email to AskJaybird-at-gmail.com

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  1. LeeEsq says:

    Cracked covered this. In the Comments section, a person responded that the driver of the Oscar Weiner mobile always had a college degree because it was a marketing position. You were supposed to get out a spread the word about Oscar Meyer. You just did so through a speciality designed car then from an office. So it is not necessarily strange to require somebody in marketing to have a college degree.Report

  2. Don’t you need to know the words to the song?

    (which I’ve always thought should end

    Cause Oscar Mayer has a way
    With recombinant DNA

    )Report

  3. Road Scholar says:

    I’ve often wondered how many of these things are out there. Because I’ll run across one maybe every year or two, which seems like a lot if there were only one.Report