Nuclear Explosion in Russia

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  1. Avatar Marchmaine says:

    “We have similar, though more advanced, technology.”

    What I like is that we all assume that, as President, he is summarizing complex details that he knows but can’t share for national security reasons. But in reality… that’s the actual briefing word-for-word.Report

    • Avatar Chip Daniels says:

      Our “more advanced technology” involves steam catapults.Report

      • Avatar Marchmaine says:

        2-hrs later, Lieutenant Chip Daniels is spotted in a dank Pentagon basement room writing, “I will not offer ‘helpful’ extraneous details to the POTUS” 1000 times on an old used blackboard they acquired for approximately $17,000 just for moments like this.Report

        • Avatar Chip Daniels says:

          Shucks, I didn’t even get to pitch him on my idea for a new electrified, bonafide, six car monorail.Report

          • Avatar Marchmaine says:

            …more back talk and you can write: “No, Ballista does not clarify things either” 1000 times.

            Besides, we’re already getting a new monorail system… right after the people movers are retired at Terminal D at Dulles.Report

  2. Avatar George Turner says:

    Well, I think the big loser is, as usual, Russia. Their mysterious nuclear jet engine just blasted its isotope composition into the atmosphere and all over everything in the region, so everyone will get a good sample of it. It’s also reminded ordinary Russians that their nuclear and rocket scientists are probably as drunk as everyone else over there.Report