Saturday Morning Gaming: Choice Paralysis


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  1. Kolohe says:

    Is it a violation of Mindless Diversions policy to ask what the deal is with the suffragette minigame and/or quest?

    (That is, I’ve not played the game, but seen stuff about it on the internet, and am wondering if the complaints are valid or are people taking things out of context)

    (I mean, my main thing is that women out in the Old West got the right to vote before just about anyone else, so why is there even suffragette activism in the first place in this milieu, much less backlash)Report

    • Jaybird in reply to Kolohe says:

      I have not yet encountered that character.

      I will instead talk about the guy who had the treasure map. You are out and about. There is a guy who says “I am the world famous explorer Joey Bagadonuts. Surely you’ve heard of me! Unfortunately, I leave for more world exploration tomorrow and I have no time to complete the search for the treasure at the end of this treasure map. I will sell it to you for $10!”

      You then have the option of giving him $10 for the map or robbing him for the map. (If he’s not *THAT* different from other people you can rob, you can shoot him when you have finished robbing him.)

      *I* purchased the map from him because *I* am an honorable man. In the game, I mean.

      I do not see the fact that you can rob/shoot this guy as an indictment of the game.

      Another story:

      I got Grand Theft Auto III when it first came out (the one where you were a silent protagonist) and there was a part of the game where I was out driving around and I stopped at a red light. I looked left, I looked right, no cars were coming…

      I drove through the red light.

      And nothing happened.

      I found that moment particularly unsettling.

      All that to say:

      Any theological discussion of human freedom will usually wander through how it’s a failure on the part of the Creator(s) to allow people to do things.

      The usual counter-argument takes the form “OH YEAH WHAT ABOUT FREE WILL!”

      And things devolve from there.

      Which is why it’s probably best to avoid discussions of religion in the Mindless Diversions comments.

      (But if you think that it’d be fruitful, I can put something up where we can scream at each other with more freedom to throw down. Should I?)Report

    • Jaybird in reply to Kolohe says:

      (Okay, to answer your question, I don’t think that there is a Suffragette quest, per se (though I haven’t completed the game). There *IS* an interaction with a Suffragette but, as far as I can tell, there is not a quest. There is also a quest called “Further Questions of Female Suffrage” but, as far as I can tell, that’s not the thing that is currently kicking up drama on the internet.)Report

  2. pillsy says:

    I finished Fist of the North Star, which was so mindbendingly stupid that I absolutely fell in love with it, finished the all the sidequests except beating the ludicrous secret super boss, and then immediately started Yakuza Kiwami which was available gratis from PS Plus.

    So far it’s pretty interesting. Soooo many cut scenes, though. It’s a remake of a mid-aughts game, so I guess it kind of figures, since that was the era of Xenosaga and Metal Gear Solid 3/Report

  3. Jaybird says:

    I have played three games of dominoes.

    I have yet to score a single point.Report