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  1. Peter Moore says:

    I’m being that guy, but stalagmites hold on to the *floor* with all of their might…Report

    • dragonfrog in reply to Peter Moore says:

      I’m not sure how might / tight are supposed to help remember floor / ceiling.

      The mnemonic that helps me remember is in French: “Les stalagmites montent, les stalactites tombent.”Report

    • Maribou in reply to Peter Moore says:

      @peter-moore Yeah, that was his point, that the mnemonic is not in itself helpful to distinguish between them since the two words are interchangeable w/in it. So I’m glad someone noticed, it hurt me to leave it in as a copy editor even though I knew he did it on purpose :D.Report

  2. fillyjonk says:

    Or, from an online comic strip I remember: “When the ‘mites crawl up, the ‘tights’ come down”

    (it was positioned as an all-ages comic and I remember one character looking shocked at the other after he said that)


    Graduation is this weekend. I hope this is the last Saturday for a while that my time is committed. I’m required to go – in the grand tradition of “every bizarre rule stems from a more-bizarre situation,” apparently there was a graduation years and years back where very few faculty showed up and we now have to actually formally ask to be excused if we’re not going to be there. (This has been the case as long as I’ve been here: 19 years) Like, with a deadline and everything. I’ve often wondered what would happen if I woke up that day with a migraine (graduation is loud) and just skipped it.Report

  3. pillsy says:

    Just finished White Plume Mountain with my D&D group and next we’re on to Against the Giants.

    Also, I hope this discussion of the post-apocalyptic fantasies in classic RPGs (Gamma World and Paranoia) doesn’t run afoul of the “no politics” thing, because it’s extremely worth reading despite the way some leftist shibboleths creep in, and I can’t think of a better place to link it.Report

  4. The caving idea is great. We had some small caves on my grandfathers property we would slither into, probably not the safest thing to do looking back on it. The joke in my family growing up was whenever we travelled the two things we always stopped and did were battlefields and caves. Mammoth, Luray, Organ, all the tourist-y ones were done, but never being much of a rock climber (despite having excellent rock climbing literally right behind my childhood home) never did any real spelunking. What a cool concept. When I come to the area for a wedding in Oct might have to check it out.

    As is our tradition, our weekend will be dominated by the Mothers day beach trip as a family, including the first Mothers day for one of my “not-children children” and her daughter that we have dubbed the “practice grandbaby”. Combine with one of the last weekends that has good weather but before the tourist descends its always a good time for the ocean.Report

  5. dragonfrog says:

    Child the elder’s 8th birthday party is tomorrow. We have absolutely no idea how many will be there, because seemingly nobody RSVPs to the phone number on the invitation, or something. It’ll be fun whether there are 15 guests or 50.

    So, tonight and tomorrow morning will be a panic of cleaning and cooking, mostly.Report

    • dragonfrog in reply to dragonfrog says:

      It was a lot of fun. More in the direction of 50 guests. So no pulled pork leftovers for breakfast.

      If we didn’t throw parties I don’t think we’d know what our house looks like when it’s clean…Report

      • Jaybird in reply to dragonfrog says:

        50 guests… Jeez. That sounds nuts. Is that half and half kids and parents?

        I don’t know which sounds more stressful… more kids or more parents.Report

        • dragonfrog in reply to Jaybird says:

          About half and half, yeah; probably at most about 35 people at one time. It was pretty chill, really. Parents mostly sat under the shade tent thing, ate veggies & pulled pork & drank beer. Kids mostly ran about in the sun like maniacs & filled themselves with everything sugary. There was a pinata and a cake, that was about as organized as we got.Report

  6. Maribou says:

    Worked a 12 yesterday. Meant to be doing nothing but relaxing today but our nutty cat who has separation anxiety due to neglect in a past life (not the owner’s fault per se, long long story, but whatever, it’s really hard for the poor bloke) freaked out that he hadn’t seen me in some time, and the routine was All Disrupted, and Jay wasn’t home either, and perhaps he might be LEFT ALONE for days at a time without enough food or water!!!! (this is something that has actually happened to him) …. and he messed the bed. So now I’m doing laundry all day.

    Jay came home at lunch with donuts just because though, so that helped.

    Tomorrow I work 7.5 hours, then to sister-in-law’s for mother’s day thing. (We don’t ask we just show up.) Sunday I think is when we do all the stuff we would normally do on Saturday.

    I’d like to do some Hugo reading at some point. But right now I do not have 2 brain cells to rub together in the reading department, so I’m catching up on Jane the Virgin instead.Report

  7. Saul Degraw says:

    I’m just going to a little museum called the Uffizi tomorrow. So I am Italy obviously. One thing I have noticed. Italian culture favors looking elegant. There are stores selling men’s blazers at all price points. Sometimes as low as 20 Euro. These probably look bad after a few washes or wears but were stylish on the mannequin at least.

    In contrast I saw a grown American man wear a t-shirt they said “I pooped today” two weeks ago. How can someone around my age wear a t-shirt like that in public? Possibly thinking it is hillarious.Report

    • Kolohe in reply to Saul Degraw says:

      Fwiw, the graffitti in Pompeii is even raunchier.

      I think the only museum we went to in Florence was the one where David is. (Last summer my wife and I did a two week bus tour of Italy, a day or two in all the usual places. Florence was toward the tail end of the trip, so all the museums, piazzas, and duomos kind of run together in my memory)

      Eta – but my wife did take the opportunity to dress me up a bit, particularly from the shops of the Amalfi coast – very nice linen, which is also useful for DC area summer weather.Report

      • LeeEsq in reply to Kolohe says:

        The Romans didn’t wear raunchy mottos on their clothing know. At least as far as we know. They might have if they could have gotten away with it.Report

    • LeeEsq in reply to Saul Degraw says:

      From what I remember from Italy was that there were plenty of shlubby Italians. They might not have worn something like the described t-shirt but they weren’t slender people of great elegance either.Report

    • Maribou in reply to Saul Degraw says:

      Everyone I know who has been to the Uffizi says it is their favorite. I hope you have a similar experience.Report

      • Saul Degraw in reply to Maribou says:

        This was my third visit. They did a big renovation since I was there in 2006. It was also a lot more crowded but we went later in the morning.Report

  8. LeeEsq says:

    I think the technically correct term for caving is spelunking. One of my favorite activities at summer camp was when they took us spelunking. The caves in upstate New York are neat. White Water Rafting was also fun. I didn’t enjoy rock climbing that much though.Report

  9. Profesor Esperanto says:

    Aj, aj, aj! Mi estas tro dika por la kaverno! Mi kaj mia grandega pugo kune!

    I am going to recharge my current wife’s car’s A/C, have an awkward but necessary conversation, then update The Anomalist. It will be late, but I will update the site.

    Beyond that? Peponta en Esperanton kaj pensi multaj da aferoj temi de mi malgranda vivo. Bonvolu, pregxi por min.Report