I was playing my Halfling assassin (motto: “if you could (secure a good outcome) by (evil act), wouldn’t you *HAVE* to do that?”) and we got into a bad fight that included a spectator. It was flying about, trying to hit people with its confusion ray, and the DM was telling us that it was yelling that it was a beholder. He gave it a funny voice as he was having it yell things that was like a toned-down version of the underpants gnomes from South Park.
I had my assassin yell something like “Oh no, a beholder! Shoot it in the butt!” and the DM told us that the spectator yelled “I’m a beholder! I do not have a butt!”
I rolled a 17 on my attempt to shoot it with my crossbow. This hit.
The DM then used the silly voice and yelled “AUGH! MY BUTT!”
And I have been laughing at this for about a week now.
So… what are you playing?
(Picture is HG Wells playing a war game from Illustrated London News (25 January 1913))