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  1. Avatar Maribou says:

    I’m very proud of you sweetie.

    My docket includes… resting. And putting away a lot of laundry.

    Yep, that’s about it.Report

  2. Avatar Marchmaine says:


    We have a vineyard consultant coming out to the property today… there are a few 2-3 acre hill plots I’m hoping might produce serviceable fruit, and from that somewhat palatable wine which might support me in my old age.

    I’m very curious to hear what he has to say… he’s making really good wines in our region… and sourcing fruit from vineyards in my micro-region so I expect he’ll be honest about what it takes to produce good fruit with the land we have rather than the vineyard property we wish we had. I’m desperately hoping we have a good site profile for Cabernet Franc (which grows well here in VA) and a couple other reds that I have in mind for a house field blend.

    On the white side, he’s making Chardonnay, but I’d rather not… I have to ask him why he’s avoiding Sauvignon Blanc (either agricultural or commercial) and if commercial whether he thinks our limestone will give us enough bite for a Loire/NZ style rather than Bordeaux.

    Worst case he tells us our land is too fertile(!) and its concord grapes for thee.Report

    • Avatar Stillwater in reply to Marchmaine says:

      May the Wine Gods smile upon you. Making your own wine would be a hoot.Report

    • Avatar Burt Likko in reply to Marchmaine says:

      This comment is relevant to my interests. I’m curious how your conversation with the consultant turns out!

      We’ve had a number of clients who have attempted to make wine. From which we learned the joke, “You can make a small fortune with a winery? You have to start with a large fortune.” Fortunately, it sounds like you’re talking about growing the grapes and then selling them to a vintner, which makes a good deal more sense to me.Report

      • Avatar Kim in reply to Burt Likko says:

        I only buy from former botanists.
        They at least know how to sterilize their equipment properly.
        (The amount of poisoning you can get from low-grade, improperly made Catawba is horrifying).Report

      • Avatar Marchmaine in reply to Burt Likko says:

        Oh yes… Virginia is mostly prestige wineries which I would define as a destination winery (ala Napa) that also grows grapes. The initial investment is enormous. Most of the wines are good, some are very good, all of them are wildly overpriced compared to equivalent quality worldwide. Only the very best wines are worth their price… that’s my general critique of the VA wine market… good wines overpriced.

        Even talking to the old-timers who started 30-years ago, what VA never really had was a Co-op process which is necessary to get the grape growers growing and for prices to match value; if every wine is a prestige project by a rich person… then you get what we have.

        We’re at a point now (I think) where demand is strong enough that people can learn to grow good fruit and sell it… while learning the finer points of making their own wine; ideally using the business to fund the growth to the next step. That’s what I’m aiming to do.

        Essentially using the rich people’s investments as a de facto co-op.Report

    • Avatar Jaybird in reply to Marchmaine says:

      I have never read a comment that made me feel more envious than this one.Report

      • Avatar Marchmaine in reply to Jaybird says:

        Well, not everyone gets to go on all expense paid junkets to besieged desert emirates.

        The meeting went well… he said that the sites had the right profiles, good air drainage, good sun exposure and decent (relative) elevation*; he thought CabFranc would work nicely (yay) and we should be able to produce good, if not excellent/perfect fruit. There’s still some concern around “vigor” the viticulturalist term for soil fertility… but that’s manageable with extra love and labor.

        Next step is to invest in geologist to literally poke around and confirm soil and rock configurations in our preferred sites. Once that is done we can marry some other data about the sun/wind/rain/avg temp and zero in on what might thrive. Then we can compile a list of potential clonal varietals that might work; and finally we get to the fun part of imagining the field blend we want to target and placing an order for vines – which won’t arrive for 12-18 months.

        The business side is solid, but not without risk; he confirmed that the market is strong for many varietals – with wineries often contracting for multiple years at a time to secure good fruit, thereby absorbing the risk vintage to vintage. Of course, we would’t be in the market until about 5-years from now… so who knows then. The investment per acre to establish the vineyard is about what I expected… but he thought I’d need to invest in a lot more expensive farm equipment, which made all the farm equipment I had laying around just a little bit indignant. We’ll have to see about that after he shares his start-up plan. So ultimately there’s a reasonable ROI as a grower (10-15 yrs), but not great. Because of the fixed costs, the ROI is better by taking on more acreage… but then so is the risk.

        Apparently there’s also a whole subculture of winemakers without portfolios (so to speak) – people who want to make wine but have neither vineyard nor winery. {Must be millenials, thought I} He is working on a concept where his brand/winery matches these aspiring winemakers with growers to make (hopefully) interesting wines. Given my own interest in making wine, but not wanting to build a winery (yet)… this might be a good path to toddle down. Sort of a reverse co-op; rather than bringing all the grapes to one place and having the co-op make regional wines; we bring all the grapes to one place and different winemakers make site specific wines and/or block blends. Could be a cool idea or a flop.

        And that’s all I have on starting a vineyard in Virginia so far.

        *all the cool kids are planting at 1000+ elevation these days… we’re at 600 ft but good “relative” to the surrounding land, i.e. not at the bottom of a valley. Prospects for terra-forming an additional 500 ft elevation are at this time dim.Report

  3. Avatar Mike Dwyer says:

    Birthday party for youngest daughter tomorrow (19…whew!) I’m making an enormous pot of what we call ‘Catholic school chili’ meaning mild flavor, spaghetti and optional cheese and onions on the side. And I will try to make a small batch of vegan chili for oldest daughter. That should be interesting…

    And this is the last weekend for deer season prep. Blind needs to go up and a few other chores at the farm. Then hopefully next weekend I will be putting meat in the freezer.

    Oh, and UFC 217 tomorrow night. 3 championship fights. Should be awesome.Report

  4. Avatar Miss Mary says:

    Congrats, JB! That’s awesome!

    Junior is away visiting family for several days. I’m putting together my new cabinet tonight right after happy hour with the office girls. I’m not a handy person at all, so adding happy hour to the mix can only help, right? 😉
    Tomorrow is movie night with a friend, and I’m getting my car professionally detailed. I usually do it myself, but after two years, it needs the help of a pro. Sunday is birthday party prep for Junior’s big day.Report

  5. Avatar Will H. says:

    Well done.Report

  6. Avatar dragonfrog says:

    Congratulations on the climb!

    It looks like a pretty quiet weekend. We’ve promised to take kid the elder to a movie. That’s about it.

    Which generally means we’ll be run off our feet and not quite be able to put a finger on what the heck we did all weekend.Report

  7. Avatar Joe Sal says:

    Glad you made it Jay.
    Rigs is having problems with that death grip thing. We have been going through the finer details of riding a dirt bike and he for sure has a hold of it.

    As luck would have it I scored a ’85 Honda Rebel 250 ($85) a couple months ago. The clutch is missing but I moved the crank by hand and it had pretty good compression. Went through the wiring a couple weeks ago and stripped off all the luxury items. Last wednesday night jumped the starter to see if it would crank, I squirted a little ether in the intake as a tribute to the gods of chance.

    It barked to life for a few seconds, which was a really strange sound without mufflers. I hope to find time to clean the carburetor I pulled off last night. From the smell of old fuel in the carb, I’m figuring it hasn’t run for at least 3 years.

    Hope everyone is doing well.Report

  8. Avatar Damon says:

    Kick ass dude!

    Now do it again

    A guy f’ed up my right shoulder trying to put me in a triangle. As pulled my arm down but it wasn’t past his belly so he was cranking my shoulder down. It’s been a mess all week. It’s just getting to the point I can hold the steering wheel of the car for five minutes. We’ll see how it does in kick fit (kick boxing and cardio) sat.

    This is why I drink, among other reasons. 🙂Report

  9. Avatar aaron david says:

    Yay Jay(bird)!

    I will be spending the weekend putting the finishing touches on my current map, to get to the printers (hopefully) on Monday. So I got that going for me, which is nice. And other than that, still on the rewire of my old house, so I will be crawling into small spaces to cut out old wiring (K&T) and bring in fresh Romex. Always keep three points of contact so I don’t fall through any ceilings!Report

  10. Avatar Michael Cain says:

    Nothing strenuous this weekend, but next weekend is my Mom’s 90th birthday.Report

  11. Avatar aaron david says:

    Can I just say that I hate, with a passion, Fall Back. For the next few weeks, I will be waking up at approx. 3am every day. And even after drinking a full pot of coffee, as I will be up hours before the wife, I will still be half asleep by 10am. Why can’t we kill this horror?Report

    • Avatar Jaybird in reply to aaron david says:

      Fall Back is your friend. It’s Spring Forward that needs to be delenda ested.Report

      • Avatar Mike Dwyer in reply to Jaybird says:

        I agree with Jaybird. I love fall back. In my single, bar-hopping days, that was a great night. Bars open for another hour!

        I’m a morning person so I also enjoy the extra daylight in the morning. Although it does make it a bit of a bummer when I leave work and it’s already dark outside. Makes the work day feel longer, but overall I tend to like the trade-off.

        I do feel the pain a little bit though on mornings when I go hunting. If I want to be out in the woods before the sun comes up it means an earlier wake-up time.Report