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  1. Christopher Carr says:

    Can you blame them?

    Hell or Highwater is pretty much the perfect movie, and it grossed $600,000 in its opening weekend.

    Batman Versus Superman, on the other hand, grossed over $166,000,000 in its opening weekend.

    I think the only conclusion is that people are fishing stupid, and that no one with an IQ greater than 40 goes to the movie theater anymore.Report

    • They ate their own seed corn, I guess.

      We also happen to have an embarrassment of riches when it comes to entertainment. Why limit yourself to the perfect 97 minute movie when you could watch the perfect 8 or 10 or 12 hours of serial television shows?

      How is a sword/sorcery flick supposed to top Game of Thrones?
      How is a superhero flick supposed to top Seasons One&Two of Daredevil?

      Pretty much the only way to do so is to make one heck of a music video.

      If people want drama… why in the world would they limit themselves to a mere two hours?

      The movie has become, effectively, the short story.Report

      • Kimmi in reply to Jaybird says:

        Short stories continue to be an absolute bitch to write, in comparison to novels.
        Done well, they’re better than novels (less slack, less filler, less fluff).

        But to do a blockbuster movie right, you hire TV writers. Because they understand tension and how to make things awesome without busting the budget.

        Dale and Tucker versus Evil is the quintessential “small ball” version of that premise.
        Skyfall is the quintessential “homerun ball” version of that premise.Report

  2. Kolohe says:

    From what I understand, this Blair Witch movie was filmed as a stand alone movie, then re edited with some minimal required reshoots to shoehorn it into the Blair Witchoverse and get that marketing synergy.Report

  3. Kolohe says:

    But I do find myself surprised at how hungry the producers are for a franchise that they’ll go back 20 years to find something to make a sequel to.

    Hey, it’s not just movies. We have Clinton running against a crazy billionaire and Bell Biv DeVoe has a new song out. We’re borrowing so much from 1992, I’m watching football this season thinking I have Calculus homework due the day.Report

  4. Aaron David says:

    Well, reading Left Hand of Darkness, started last night. Good so far, considering the author it should hold up.

    Watching The Magicians which is quite fun. Seems to be a cross between Harry Potter and The Rules of Attraction. Make of that what you will.Report

  5. Mike Dwyer says:

    Two quick stories:

    When the original Blair Witch movie came out I went to see it with some friends on a Friday evening. It was scary, but didn’t seem to rattle me too much until…the next morning when I went deer hunting in an area that required me to walk about a mile through some deep woods. Since it was well before sunrise I would usually walk in by flashlight, but that actually seemed to mimic what I saw the night before and I managed to work myself up pretty good. I ended up navigating by moonlight for the last half-mile just to avoid giving myself a heart attack, having only a bow and arrow to protect myself against the terrors of the forest. It was not fun.

    Also, about a month after the movies came out I stopped by a friend’s house to see if he wanted to grab a beer. He wasn’t home and after waiting for 20 minutes I was bored. I found a bunch of sticks laying next to his garage and so I also located some twine. I fashioned one of those stick figures from the movie and hung it above the door to his house. And left. I waited several days to tell him about it. He then told me that he slept with a gun under his pillow that night. Yes, I was a terrible person. And yes, it was hilarious.


    Anyway, watched Bone Tomahawk on a flight home from Florida on Friday. It was surprisingly good. The dialogue reminded me of True Grit and the plot was interesting, with a good payoff at the end.Report

    • I saw Blair Witch on TV, and of course nothing is all that scary when you’re in your own living room, but I could still feel the growing terror of the characters. And, at a time when horror films were pretty much all slasher and gore and gross-out, this one relied entirely on fear of the unknown and unseen. I thought it was brilliant.Report

      • Some of the Blair With trivia at IMDB is hilarious:

        This film was in the Guinness Book of World Records for “Top Budget: Box Office Ratio” (for a mainstream feature film). The film cost $60,000 to make and made back $248 million, a ratio of $1 spent for every $10,931 made. One of the video cameras used by the actors was bought at Circuit City. After filming was completed, the producers returned the camera for a refund, making their budget money go even further.

  6. Just finished re-watching season 1 of Deadwood. That is one amazingly good show, with some of the best performances I’ve ever seen, in TV or feature film.Report

  7. Saul Degraw says:

    I remember being very bored by the Blair Witch project when I saw it at 17.Report