Daily Caller: Trump’s Secret VP Talks Revealed
Carson: My first choice for you would be the Constitution.
Trump: Pardon me?
Carson: The Constitution. The Constitution would be your vice presidential nominee.
Trump: The Constitution? I’m not following, Ben. The Constitution isn’t a person.
Carson: It’s better than a person. It’s a document inspired by God, that has allowed our country to flourish for more than 200 years. Hillary could never choose a vice president better than the Constitution. And just think about it, how could Hillary’s VP possibly win a debate against the Constitution? It just can’t be done.
Trump: Who else you got, Ben?
Carson: My second choice for you would be Jesus Christ.
Source: Trump’s Secret VP Talks Revealed [SATIRE] | The Daily Caller
The quality of satire is oft reflected in its close portrayal of reality, exaggerated just enough to point out that which is already ridiculous enough. This piece hits that mark.Report
Welp, one dose of Carson and one dose of Poe’s Law and why should we assume this is satire?
Anyway, it’s pretty obvious that Trump should choose me. I would really elevate his campaign.Report