A Single Dad’s Guide to the Dad Bod



One man. Two boys. Twelve kids.

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19 Responses

  1. Avatar Chris says:

    I was with you up to #6.Report

    • Avatar notme in reply to Chris says:

      Folks want to suck up empty calories from booze and then whine about weight gain.Report

    • Avatar dragonfrog in reply to Chris says:

      I agree – I’m not down with this overly strict segregation of kid-friendly venues from booze-serving venues (I understand NY may not be as strict on that front). How are you supposed to take your kids out if you can’t even have a drink?Report

      • Avatar Oscar Gordon in reply to dragonfrog says:

        One of the craziest things when I moved from WI to WA. I grew up going with my family to bars. My parents weren’t heavy drinkers, but bars were social gatherings, and most taverns served decent bar food, so it would be a family night out. I think most tavern owners actually liked having families with small kids around, as people would be less likely to get rowdy if kids were present.

        In WA, no kids in bars, ever. Blows my mind.Report

  2. Avatar Jaybird says:

    So marijuana? Cough syrup? LSD is too much of a time investment. Nitrous?

    Probably nitrous.Report

  3. Avatar Doctor Jay says:

    I love this so much. Especially baby curls. I used to do them all the time.Report

  4. Avatar Oscar Gordon says:

    Note: Being a single dad is not a prerequisite for any of this to be true.Report

  5. Avatar Dave says:

    So whether you are chasing them in tag, playing catch, or constantly getting up and down from the floor because “NO DADDY THAT ISN’T WHERE YOU SIT NO MATTER WHAT I JUST SAID ABOUT HOW YOU HAVE TO SIT IN THAT VERY SPOT!”, “playing” is to the Dad Bod what Cross Fit is to sociopaths.


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