Canada’s sperm crisis forces citizens to find seed elsewhere.


Will Truman

Will Truman is the Editor-in-Chief of Ordinary Times. He is also on Twitter.

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4 Responses

  1. Disappointed locavores must procure their supply from overseas

    I don’t think that’s the right word. Or, if it is, it explains Canada’s low birth rate.Report

  2. Avatar Damon says:

    As a single male, I am willing to travel north to “donate” my sperm for the cause. As long as this donation is directly the female recipient….and she’s attractive.

    You know someone was going to make this joke. Might as well be me.Report

  3. Avatar Glyph says:

    I think they are overlooking the obvious cause: the epidemic of imaginary Canadian girlfriends at my college in the nineties.Report