We have several expert punsters ’round these parts, each of whom has spun some spectacular puns in his or her time here, but to at least one punster out there in the world they do not hold a candle. Because this? This is next level shit (via):
Chris
Chris lives in Austin, TX, where he once shook Willie Nelson's hand.
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on Open Mic for the week of 4/15/2024Now try to imagine someone who can only see one perspective. To the point where others DON'T EVEN OC…
on Open Mic for the week of 4/15/2024Wait wait wait. You mean other people see things differently than you do? How can they be so blind!
on Open Mic for the week of 4/15/2024Selfishness can lead to a tantrum, just like an interstate can lead to a mall. Mall doesn't imply in… on Open Mic for the week of 4/15/2024If you can duplicate the internal structure of something, it's very likely you understand its intern… on Open Mic for the week of 4/15/2024I stand by my word salad assertion. It's cool. I understand now. if he had been willing to concede t…
on Open Mic for the week of 4/15/2024“Tantrum” doesn’t imply selfishness. Like, at all. Statements like this are how I know you have neve… on Open Mic for the week of 4/15/2024It's like in Westworld. It looks like something. It just doesn't look like anything to him. It's wor… on Open Mic for the week of 4/15/2024This: Do you have the capability to see how your framing here could be interpreted as other than obv… on Open Mic for the week of 4/15/2024You were able to create a sentence with a parallel structure, so how can you claim that it was word… on Open Mic for the week of 4/15/2024"Tantrum" doesn't imply selfishness. Like, at all.
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For the rest of this person’s life, if he ever hears someone else say a pun in their presence, he can go up to that person, show them his ink, and laugh “Ha ha!”
This is his world – we’re just living in it.Report
Obviously impressive and a well nigh dominant display of nerdism. When he is 80 and in a nursing home he is going to have a lot of frustrating conversations trying to explain a 60 year old tv show and what a mandela is. His last words will be Citizen Kane style “it’s a nelson mandela….get it…come on …its clever” and then dying. So live for today.Report
It’s…it’s BEAUTIFUL
A FRACTAL OF MOCKING “HA HA’S, RECURSING AND ECHOING INTO INFINITY…
It’s all so clear now. Everything.
Farewell, my friends. See you on the other sideReport
Dunno, he went Full Nelson. Never go Full Nelson.Report
So true….so true.
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Wait, did you just go Nelson the band? In the dying words of Colonel Kurtz, “The hair… the hair…”Report
Well, it could have been “The Ha!… The Ha!”Report