Fantasy Football: Week 13 (and Football Season open thread)

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Jaybird

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  1. My traditional complaint is “I used to be able to shoot free throws. How come the best basketball players in the world can’t?” After the Racial Slurs-Cowboys game, I’ll add “How come I know how to run the clock down and kick the winning field goal as time runs out, but the top coaches in the world don’t have a fishing clue?”Report

    • Avatar Burt Likko says:

      You might also know to load up the defensive secondary in the end zone when the other team is in a no-time-on-the-clock 70-yards-to-the-win-otherwise-we-lose situation. But then again, your reward for flaunting such knowledge would be a job offer coaching the Detroit Lions, which upon close exanination could turn out to be sort of a perverse reward.Report