You Can’t Carry That On Campus!



Chris lives in Austin, TX, where he once shook Willie Nelson's hand.

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  1. Avatar LTL FTC says:

    Countdown to someone who claims that they’re triggered by the sight of sex toys in 3..2..1..Report

    • Avatar Glyph in reply to LTL FTC says:

      I wondered that same thing….my assumption is that if I started carrying a huge dildo around a college campus, I’d be protested pretty quickly by some of the same people who are using dildos, to protest guns…maybe I’m wrong about that.

      It would be pretty funny for each protest, to be trailed by a smaller protest.Report

      • Avatar Chris in reply to Glyph says:


        I have a pretty good idea who’ll be vehemently opposed to this protest, and I wasn’t really thinking “SJW.” The Facebook group for the protest has a pretty good selection of those who don’t like this in comments, though I fully expect some religious groups to speak out as well.Report

        • Avatar Glyph in reply to Chris says:

          Oh, no, SJW’s won’t protest this use of dildos, that’s not what I am saying at all.

          What I am saying is, if someone brought a dildo and started swinging it around for some purpose of their own (say, to draw attention to Men’s Rights or something), the *dildo itself* would be posited as emblematic of all that was wrong with that person, and their position.

          Their use of a sex toy would (IMO) likely be seen as offensive, misogynistic, and possibly akin to a veiled rape threat.

          But it’s still just a dildo.Report

    • Avatar Rufus F. in reply to LTL FTC says:

      There are probably people who are triggered by having guns or dildos on campus, which is okay. Just so long as the guns aren’t triggered.Report

  2. Avatar Oscar Gordon says:

    Inspired! And it nails an obscenity policy as well.

    I’d join with this.Report

  3. Avatar Kolohe says:

    Where’s Maude Lebowski when you need her?Report

  4. Avatar aaron david says:

    “When Dildos are outlawed, only Dildos will have outlaws!”

    Wait, that doesn’t work…Report

  5. Avatar Tod Kelly says:

    I am assuming the author of the article enjoyed writing this sentence:

    “Jessica Jin, who set up the “Campus (DILDO) Carry” event on Facebook, invokes the argument that allowing more guns on campus will make students safe is a fallacy.”

    That’s a Schilling-worthy pun, that is.Report

  6. Avatar Joe Sal says:

    New campus motto:
    Cocked, locked and ready to rockReport