I took my seven year old to DC as a back-to-school treat. We did touristy stuff: looked at the Washington Monument, hit a couple of the Smithsonian museums. The 3D IMAX film about dinosaurs at the natural history museum was a big hit, followed by the Hope diamond.
But who cares about my day? I am writing this because the nice people handing out literature at the Mall informed me that the Rapture is going to be on October 7. I though y’all should know.