What Does NYSE’s 404 Page Look Like?

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Burt Likko

Pseudonymous Portlander. Homebrewer. Atheist. Recovering Republican. Recovering Catholic. Recovering divorcé. Editor-in-Chief Emeritus of Ordinary Times. Relapsed Lawyer, admitted to practice law (under his real name) in California and Oregon. On Twitter, to his frequent regret, at @burtlikko. House Likko's Words: Scite Verum. Colite Iusticia. Vivere Con Gaudium.

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  1. Avatar morat20
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    I’m going to tell you a simple truth about computers — especially the internet.

    99% of what’s running on the bottom, the core stuff EVERYTHING lives off of — was designed by naive people with nary a thought to security. It either never crossed their brilliant minds that bad people might try to do stuff, or they thought it was just for a secure little thing that you’d have to physically break into buildings, military bases, or offices to get to a computer, then figure out the password, THEN you could maybe do bad things. So, you know, like hiring another guard was a much better use of time and energy and money.

    Every tiny bit of security that the internet runs on was bolted on after the fact.

    Don’t get me wrong. Brilliant, brilliant people turned their minds to “making this safe and secure” and have done a ton of work. They have gone in and changed, altered, built on, hacked into, and otherwise tried to secure that mess. And done miracles and wonders indeed. But in the end, the system was built on principles that are…hard to secure.

    But even now, the number of folks happily coding applications, programs, and whatnot? Security doesn’t even cross their mind.

    I’ve heard people refer to files as ‘encrypted’ that were…not. (A Caesar cipher, which was what it effectively was, is NOT encryption to anyone but 10 year olds who only have pen and paper. Millions of dollars worth of data, secured by a WEAKER system than used by the decoder ring in A Christmas Story. Seriously. I replaced that with AES.)Report

  2. Avatar Damon
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    Media = Panic mongers.Report

  3. Avatar Michael Cain
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    Speaking from ancient experience, yes, typewriters with carbon paper suck. Carbon paper sucks, no matter how you use it. Unless you’re four, when the ability to get smudges and fingerprints on everything — the original, the copy, your dad’s desk, and your mother’s white tablecloth — is a feature, not a bug.Report

    • Avatar Richard Hershberger in reply to Michael Cain
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      You know how they did it before typewriters and carbon paper? They wrote out copies by hand. That really sucked.

      I have read enough 19th century documents to get a feel for how the penmanship worked. There was a wide range of legibility. At the top are documents meant to impress. The copperplate hand on these is gorgeous. Then there are letters, up to several pages in length. These are perfectly legible, but not as pretty. Then there are longer documents such as contracts and legal pleadings. These still have to be legible, but if the damn thing is twenty pages long, it will get a bit scrawlly. At the bottom are texts only for the writer himself. A typical example would be a file copy of an outgoing letter. These tend to be illegible messes. This makes reading an archival correspondence file a bit of a challenge. The letters they guy received are crystal clear. The file copies of his replies? Not so much.

      People have this notion that everyone had beautiful penmanship back in the day, and the absence of beautiful penmanship today is yet another sign of the sad decline of civilization. Actually, what has happened is that technology has replaced all but the low end of the penmanship spectrum. What remains is no worse than it was, back in the day.Report

  4. Avatar Doctor Jay
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    Weirdly, both the NYSE problem and the UA problem seem to be related to connectivity. But the infrastructure in question couldn’t be more different.

    We know that the UA problem was cause by a bad router. I strongly, strongly suspect that UA was limping along on ancient technology, with, obviously, single points of failure.

    There’s not much to go on for the NYSE failure, but engadget reports, “the NYSE reported a problem had been fixed concerning order acknowledgements and connectivity issues”. I suspect some cluster or another got accidentally split, where one half couldn’t talk to the other. But orders weren’t getting posted, and that’s a very serious problem. Not because some router failed, but because one set of machines “forgot” that another set existed. This is how cloud things fail. This is all, of course, a Scientific Wild Ass Guess.

    You can find articles about how this means that Amazon Web Services is risky, but I’m quite confident that NYSE did this in house.

    But you know, I think that once upon a time, there were always days where you ran out of carbon paper, or the phone didn’t work, or the book you wanted got left at home by your partner, or something. This affects us differently because it strips away the idea that we have control.Report

  5. Avatar Saul Degraw
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    I have certainly had moments at work where the entire firm came to a standstill because something went down at IT or with an off-party vendor.Report

    • Avatar Burt Likko in reply to Saul Degraw
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      Because there is fish-all a lawyer can do productively these days without a computer.Report

      • Avatar Michael Cain in reply to Burt Likko
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        For the last, oh, 35 years I have been telling people “It’s a software world.” And trying to encourage them to learn at least something about software and systems, because software is going to fish up your life. Repeatedly. In more ways than you can imagine. More often than you can imagine.

        Like Casandra, I have been poorly received.Report

        • Avatar Paul in reply to Michael Cain
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          Employment tip: If you know how to find and reinstall a no longer updated printer driver, you can henceforth be considered some sort of demi-god.Report

          • Avatar Road Scholar in reply to Paul
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            I’ve had to just give up and throw out a functional printer (or other peripheral device) because my computer died, bought a replacement, and there simply was no driver available that was compatible with the new version of Windows.Report

            • Avatar Kim in reply to Road Scholar
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              Why not just write the driver yourself? It’s a freaking print driver, can’t be too difficult (now, I won’t guarantee you can get everything to print, but if the linux geeks write them, you can too).Report

              • Avatar Road Scholar in reply to Kim
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                Kim:
                Why not just write the driver yourself? It’s a freaking print driver, can’t be too difficult (now, I won’t guarantee you can get everything to print, but if the linux geeks write them, you can too).

                Umm… You do understand that I’m not a codemonkey, right? I understand that may be easy to forget given at least half the contributors and commenters seem to be IT folk.

                Even if I was, my understanding is that writing device drivers, particularly when you don’t have access to the proprietary tech specs, is a bit of a dark art. Which explains why so many Linux drivers end up as pretty bare-bones affairs, often lacking much of the functionality of the driver supplied by the manufacturer.

                Example: An HP All-in-one printer/scanner/copier/fax machine. Using the only available Linux driver, which was a semi-generic this-will-work-for-several-models-of-HP thingy, I could cajole it into straight-up printing a document but that was about it. I don’t remember if I got the (again generic) TWAIN driver to recognize it as a scanner. The copy and scan functions were pretty much manual affairs anyway, except for the print-to-fax function, which I couldn’t get to work.

                But even just as a printer it was pretty lame. Double-sided printing? Nope. Monitor ink levels? Uh-uh. Align the heads after you change cartridges? Oh hell no.

                But I’m supposed to just write a good driver for that thing, easy-peasy, right? Jeebus, but you’re full of crap sometimes.Report

              • Avatar veronica d in reply to Road Scholar
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                I remember when you bought a computer thingy, it came with schematics and specs and everything. My first Apple II had full schematics and a (printed version) of the ROM source code. The floppy controller had all the specs and this little state machine diagram that showed how to code for it.

                Great times.Report

              • Avatar veronica d in reply to veronica d
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                In other news…

                Kids today!Report

              • Avatar Burt Likko in reply to veronica d
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                Now it doesn’t come with hardly any paper at all. You take it out of the box and plug it in and hope it works.

                And mostly that’s fine for the typical consumer. Those of us who don’t need to write our own code because we’re actuaries or lawyers or stockbrokers or television show producers or pretty much anything other than tech types.Report

            • Avatar Mike Schilling in reply to Road Scholar
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              Me too (it was connected to an ancient PC that runs nothing newer than XP, and there’s no Linux driver for it.)Report

      • Avatar LeeEsq in reply to Burt Likko
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        You clearly never done an immigration case. Since the federal government wants the originals of most documents for good reason, most of the filings are done the old fashioned way.Report

      • Avatar Richard Hershberger in reply to Burt Likko
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        That’s the advantage of being a paralegal. My day-to-day tasks run a range from stuff lawyers do, such as drafting pleadings and performing legal research, to stuff beneath the dignity of lawyers, such as taking a mess of a paper file and beating it into submission. That last one doesn’t require a computer: just a hole punch, stapler, staple remover, a pad of sticky notes, and a pen. I can do this by candlelight.Report

  6. Avatar Christopher Carr
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    One of the cool things about living in New Orleans is that not a single soul here cares about anything that happens in New York.Report

  7. Avatar Richard Hershberger
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    Does Shepard still publish paper books? ‘Cause there can’t be anything more useless than Shepardizing a case with an outdated reference.

    Slides still work just fine, though. On a related note, I have read that the Naval Academy has brought back training in navigation by sextant, for use after the Chinese have knocked out the GPS satellites. This seems to me a very good idea.Report

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