I have the best job…
Statements like these abound, but some of them are just too perfect…
Ally: Do you have a favorite color?
Ally: Do you have a second favorite color?
Kevin: [no hesitation] Green.
My favorite part about this one is that neither student saw anything illogical about the exchange.
Challenging Chris’s Research on Memory
Mr. Kazzy: What did you want to tell me?
Shawn: I forgot. But if I unforget, I’ll be sure to tell you.
Bonus points for amazing use of a prefix.
Correlation is Causation
Mr. Kazzy: Instead of rest time today, we’ll have silent work time.
Kevin: That’s because it’s my birthday.
Mr. Kazzy: How so?
Kevin: Well, today is my birthday. And today we’re having silent work time for the first time. So we must be having silent work time because it’s my birthday.
This Guy’s Our Teacher?
Jenny: (in reference to my yet to be born second son) What is the baby’s name?
Mr. Kazzy: We don’t know yet.
Allie: Isn’t he 2? (Referring to my very much born and named first son)
What are some of the secretly best parts of your job?