So I was lying in bed trying to sleep but I couldn’t, so I figured that I’d use my mind browser to surf the Facebook and have a lovely little conversation with Elizabeth Stoker Bruenig and her hubby Matt Bruenig but I was silly enough to have any and all responses to my comments page the pager that I had taped to the bottom of my foot. So whenever they said something back, bzzzzt, my foot would get a buzz and I would be jerked back to the weird altered consciousness of just lying in bed.
Now that the fever has broken, I’d suggest not using a mind browser to visit *ANY* site as insecure as the Facebook. Or, at least, make sure that your mind browser is something like Lynx or Emacs. Additionally, if you must use a pager, don’t tape it to your feet. Especially if you’re trying to sleep.
Which was better than yesterday’s fever dream which centered around Candy Crush getting “machine” candies that needed 4 in a row (but any given color candy could have the secondary status of “machine”).
All that to say, the last week has involved lying in bed, surrounded by the kitties who probably didn’t understand why I was kicking so much today. As such, this weekend will probably have rest and recuperation with, maybe, one trip to the grocery store because I have been put on the “BRAT” diet by the NP after I needed not one but two bags of IV fluids on Tuesday.
That said: hey. Free fever dreams.
So… what’s on your docket?