What’s Mine, And What’s Yours
My analogies are always illuminating and apt.
Your analogies are always misleading at best, and completely-inapplicable nonsense at worst.
My positions are backed by solid empirical evidence, unassailable cold logic, and spotless moral reasoning, speaking to eternal truths.
Your positions have all the firm solidity, pure motivations, and gravitas of Jell-O that was personally made and hand-delivered by Bill Cosby.
My readings are charitable; and when they are not charitable, it is only because mine eyes can see clearly through the foul veil of your lies.
Your readings are laughably idiotic and/or malicious; and when they are not, it is only because you agree with me.