Fantasy Football Week 14 In Review And NFL Open Thread
Level Rails Stump Thunderlips Express!!!!
Fourth place was lost by the Express as only two players beat their projections. It did not help that the win was left on the bench by coach Dman with Mike Evans having more points than the two wide receivers Wallace and Stills that played. On the other side, the Levellers had six players score above projections and the Cleveland Browns defense curbed stomped the Colts, but still lost the game. How does that happen? Tu talked with coach Dman after the game.
Tu: Another tough loss coach. So, how many points did Byrant score this week?
Dman: Sigh, 20.
Tu: and how many points did Mike Evans score on your bench?
Dman: Sigh, 16.
Tu: And how many points did the two receiver you had to replace they score together?
Dman: Groan, 12.
Tu: Any concerns going inot the playoffs?
Dman: Will you question me after the game?
Tu: Yes, so?
Dman: Then yes, I have a concern.
Squeak of the Week
The ContumeliousAnalysts barely beat Team Pooh Bear this week, but the honey pot of Thomas was empty this week. Demaryius Thomas has his lowest score of the year with just three points. This was enough to cause the enormous effort of the Rams defense to go for naught. Tu caught up with coach Jaybird after the game.
Tu: Close game, but another win. Do you feel a little lucky getting the win this week?
Jaybird: Well, I didn’t mind losing after I saw that the Rams defense got more than 30 points. I mean, that’s insurmountable. I looked and saw that Matt Ryan would have to get more than 30 points and I knew that that wasn’t going to happen.
Tu: So how did you feel when you saw that Matt Ryan got 32 points?
Jaybird: I beg your pardon?
Tu: He got there. You won the game. Did you not know that until this moment?
Jaybird: LEMME SEE THAT
Tu: It’s all right there. I promise.
Jaybird: Well, huh.
Tu: Let’s try this again. Close game, but another win. Do you feel a little lucky getting the win this week?
Jaybird: I guess I do.
Peak of the Week
The Holy Cow! Trinity had a few unlikely names this week. Of Green, Edelman, and Bennett, the only one that might be expected in the trinity was AJ Green. Who knows how high the Peak could have been if Peyton “Pouting about a ground game” Manning have not thown up a four point disaster. Of course, Brain’s Bust Team had their only disasters in McCoy, Davis, and “Holy crap! my lung” Marshall.
The Quatrains of Nostradamus
While not spectacular, Nostrudamus, did better than the Oracle last year. Three teams were predicted correctly. The biggest surprise this year is the Levellers who were predicted to be in 7th place , but made fourth.
Remember, Dear Reader, that the records listed below are the number of wins and losses still needed for Nostradamus to be proven right.
Team Pooh Bear: 0-0 AKA: The Anointed Ones
Thunderlips Express: 0-0
Waynesport Wildcats: 4-(3)-(1)
Partisan Warrior’s: (2)-3-(1)
DownSouth Dragons: 5-(5) AKA: GoingSouth Dragons
The Levellers: (6)- 6
Brian’s Best Team: 0-0
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