The Conquest of Cool Continues Apace

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  1. James Hanley says:

    Being an empiricist, I knew the only way to discern the answer was to take the quiz. My result:

    You’re Caliban! You see things the way they are, not the way we might wish them to be. You know that all choices in this life are an equation amounting to either truth or lie, and you choose truth. To do otherwise would be cancerous. You know that compromise is weakness and that hesitation is the manifestation of the innate death wish of lesser hippos. You did not even need to take this quiz. You know who you are. You are Caliban.

    That is so accurate it’s spooky. Therefore we know Shepherd was speaking truth.Report

  2. Mike Schilling says:

    Is “Daniel Kibblesmith” a real person’s name? It sounds like a Groucho Marx character . Though originally he was going to be Hugo Quackenbush in Day at the Races, but there was a genuine MD of that name who objected to being portrayed as a horse doctor, so he became Hackenbush.Report

  3. Glyph says:

    In other news, Dave Grohl and Krist Novoselic have announced a Nirvana reunion tour with singer “Weird Al” Yankovic filling in for the deceased Kurt Cobain. “We figured, anyone who can parody the songs that accurately should be able to sing them straight too”, said Grohl.Report

  4. LeeEsq says:

    “Daniel, it profits a man nothing to give his soul for the whole world…But for Buzzfeed?”Report

  5. Jaybird says:

    I keep getting Hodor.Report