Fantasy Football Week 12 In Review And NFL Open Thread
Wildcat kicked off Thunderlips Express!!!!
The Waynseport Wildcats posted their highest totals this week, capped off with a 27 point performance by the Buffalo defense. Yet, the Express had performances from, Justin ‘Time’, Forsett and Cody ‘Who knew kickers mattered’ Parkey. These two pushed Thunderlips to the Peak of the Week and beating the hapless Wildcats who would have beat any other team this week. Tu talked with coach Dman after the win.
Tu: Another win and another Peak of the Week. You needed that this week.
Dman: Yes, the Wildcats were firing on all cylinders. Who knew my kicker would make the the difference between winning the match and losing.
Tu: No one knew, but you sure were lucky to have that performance. Are you concerned with the lack of performance from your wide-outs?
Dman: Some weeks they pop and others they do not. Thankfully, the kicker popped instead.
Tu: You keep saying ‘The Kicker’, do you know his name?
Meek of the Week
The Streak is beat! The Streak is Beat! The longest running winning streak of the season is finally over. The Partisan Warriors Manning’d up with strong support from Peyton, Green, Edelmen, and Sanders. This was enough to beat the power of Bryant, Charles, and Murray. Yet, the win was available on the bench if coach Jaybird played Walker, Morris, and the Arizona defense. Tu talked with the losing coach.
Tu: Touch loss coach. It has been over two months since your last loss. How will you and your team handle it?
Jaybird: We had a party. Well, I had a party. Well, it was more of a bottle of wine. Okay, a box.
Tu: You decided to drink it off?
Jaybird: And how! Well, it wasn’t really a depressing affair, boxed wine aside, it was more of a “WHEW” that we got it behind us.
Tu: You were relieved?
Jaybird: Keep in mind in years past, I barely squeaked into the finals the first year and, last year, my record was something like 3-11. This loss puts me back on familiar ground.
Tu: This is a different response than I expected, I admit.
Jaybird: It’s more fun to complain about losing anyway.
Tu: Sure it is.
Weak of the Week
The Leveller did their Level best to lose this match up, but even leaving better players on the bench they could not lose to the GoingSouth Dragons. They had three players rocking the donut and Limpin’ Griffin mustered only 4 points.
The Quatrains of Nostradamus
Nostradamus flicked off a bead of sweat with the ContumeliousAnalysts being defeated, but the Thunderlips Express and Partisan Warriors are now close to breaking the Quatrains, but the Week in Review may not have interpreted them well and the ties are actually wins or losses.
Remember dear reader that the records listed below are the number of wins and losses still needed for Nostradamus to be proven right.
Team Pooh Bear: 1-0-1 AKA: The Anointed Ones
Thunderlips Express: 0-0-2
Waynesport Wildcats: 6-(3)-(1)
Partisan Warrior’s: 0-3-(1)
DownSouth Dragons: 5-(3) AKA: GoingSouth Dragons
The Levellers: (5)- 7
Brian’s Best Team: 1-1
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