Fantasy Football Week 9 In Review And NFL Open Thread
Going South Express Comes Back with Win on Dragons!!
It took a strong performance from Tom Brady to give coach Dman the win in this matchup. It was a close match as 6 players for the Express scored in single digits. Sadly the Express squeaked by the Dragon even with one player on a bye and keeping Stacy in the lineup even though he has been benched by the Rams. Tu talked with coach Dman after the game.
Tu: Well, you pulled off the win against the GoingSouth Dragons.
Dman: Yeah! Here’s to the Freak of the Week for me!
Tu: Two problems there coach. First, we dropped the Freak of the Week because of the Dragons. Second, and most importantly, you would not have gotten the Freak of the Week.
Tu: Yes, your team underperformed so much that you almost lost to the Dragons. We are thinking of calling a team that does not get a Freak of the Week against the Dragons the Bleak of the Week.
Dman: … That is terrifying.
Tu: Any thought in trying to shore your line up with a trade?
Dman: Trying to trade is a waste of time. No one wants to make a real trade. Sure, they will try to get your best player, but they are only willing to give you two or three players just like what you have already on your team for him.
Streak of the Week
Despite scoring the lowest total for the team for the year, coach Jaybird gains their eighth win in row. Both teams made mistakes with the Analysts starting the no show Tony Romo, while The Best busted out two players with a bye for the week (and left Maclin on the bench with 30 points). Tu caught up with Jaybird after the close match.
Tu: Close win coach. What happened this week?
Jaybird: Well, I’m really irritated by the Romo thing. I was thinking “Hey, you know what? My guy’s on a bye… I really need to replace him with someone good” and I saw Romo in the free agents.
Tu: So you decided to abandon your “someone good” plan?
Jaybird: Aren’t the Cowboys “America’s Team”?
Tu: The last time they were called that, Jerry Garcia was still crashing into guard rails.
Jaybird: Has it been that long? Anyway, I remember a couple of years ago when I lost in the finals to someone who had Tony Romo as their QB. As I recall, he had a hell of a game.
Tu: How’s that working out for you?
Jaybird: I traded Tony Romo for a kicker.
Peak of the Week
The Partisan Warriors had five players score 20 or more. Manning, even after saying that he sucked for the night, turned out 23 points. Jackson, finally puts together two good games with 20. Lynch, looking more like the Beast Mode with his first double digit game in four week with 26. Edelman, having his highest score for the year with 27. All this overpowered Team Pooh Bear even though they had the second highest score for the week. Timing is everything.
The Quatrains of Nostradamus
No one should be surprised that Nostradamus lost the GoingSouth Dragons this week. Though it was by a surprisingly close margin. Now the Waynesport Wildcats are on the brink of breaking their quatrain.
Remember, Dear Reader, that the records listed below are the number of wins and losses still needed for Nostradamus to be proven right.
Team Pooh Bear: 3-1-1 AKA: The Anointed Ones
Thunderlips Express: 2-1-2
Waynesport Wildcats: 6-0-(1)
Partisan Warrior’s: 2-4-(1)
DownSouth Dragons: 6-(1) AKA: GoingSouth Dragons
The Levellers: (2)- 7
Brian’s Best Team: 1-4
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