Mount Rushmore — Super Edition
Guess what I know next-to-nothing about? Super heroes.
Guess what I’m going to do a Mount Rushmore of this week? Super heroes!
Why? FUCK IF I KNOW! Those four seem either important and/or cool.
No Batman? No Iron Man? Of course not. They’re not super heroes. There is nothing super about them. They’re just rich dudes with fancy shit. I’m not putting Richard Branson or Elon Musk on the list, so why would I put those guys?
Once the kilt had been invented