The Swan Song of the Oompa Loompa

Tod Kelly

Tod is a writer from the Pacific Northwest. He is also serves as Executive Producer and host of both the 7 Deadly Sins Show at Portland's historic Mission Theatre and 7DS: Pants On Fire! at the White Eagle Hotel & Saloon. He is  a regular inactive for Marie Claire International and the Daily Beast, and is currently writing a book on the sudden rise of exorcisms in the United States. Follow him on Twitter.

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10 Responses

  1. Patrick says:

    This was really very well done.Report

  2. Kim says:


  3. James Hanley says:


  4. Damon says:

    You cannot stop one Oompa Loompa willing to trade his life for the life of a normal.Report

  5. Jim Heffman says:

    Oh sure, maybe whangdoodles aren’t as bad as everyone made out, but what about the Vermicious Knids or the Gnoolies?Report

  6. Wow. This was brilliant.Report

  7. David Ryan says:


  8. Burt Likko says:

    Wow, that turned dark fast.Report