I could add “Batter up” or “The scoreboard is full of goose eggs”, but that would be gilding the lily. Because it’s already a chicken playing baseball.
(H/t Erik Loomis at LG&M)
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on Open Mic for the week of 4/15/2024Now try to imagine someone who can only see one perspective. To the point where others DON'T EVEN OC…
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on Open Mic for the week of 4/15/2024Selfishness can lead to a tantrum, just like an interstate can lead to a mall. Mall doesn't imply in… on Open Mic for the week of 4/15/2024If you can duplicate the internal structure of something, it's very likely you understand its intern… on Open Mic for the week of 4/15/2024I stand by my word salad assertion. It's cool. I understand now. if he had been willing to concede t…
on Open Mic for the week of 4/15/2024“Tantrum” doesn’t imply selfishness. Like, at all. Statements like this are how I know you have neve… on Open Mic for the week of 4/15/2024It's like in Westworld. It looks like something. It just doesn't look like anything to him. It's wor… on Open Mic for the week of 4/15/2024This: Do you have the capability to see how your framing here could be interpreted as other than obv… on Open Mic for the week of 4/15/2024You were able to create a sentence with a parallel structure, so how can you claim that it was word… on Open Mic for the week of 4/15/2024"Tantrum" doesn't imply selfishness. Like, at all.
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All it does is hit, no fielding at all. Not a complete player, could only make it as a DH.
DH=meh.Report
Still would earn 1 mil+ in the big leagues.Report
I’m pretty sure it’s federal law that you can’t discuss both baseball and ornithology without posting this video.
We’ve all seen it a million times, but it never gets old.Report