CBS is apparently hiring Stephen Colbert to replace David Letterman.
One: I bet Stephen took this at least partially because he’s tired of playing a caricature every day.
Two: Did the CBS Network Suit Guys not see the Correspondent’s Dinner? Part of me hopes this ends in a brilliant disaster. Like, a contract cancellation and an uproar that’s remembered for decades.
“Oh, my God, is he… he’s not going… OH MY GOD… he’s really doing that…”