Fantasy Football Week In Review: Week 15
Another Holy Cow! Trinity causes Thunderlips to Express dismay!!
Lead by Foles, Edelman, and Lynch, WhoWouldJesusDraft blows by the Thunderlips Express. The scary thing is that Coach Tod’s Bench scored more than two other playoff teams? Thunderlips was crucified by Decker and Rainey having bad night, but even if they made their projections, the Express would have been on the losing side. Tu caught up with Coach Dman.
Tu: Well, the odyssey is over, coach.
Dman: Sigh, yes Jesus played very well and beat the stuffings out of me.
Tu: You should have seen this coming, coach. You’re bench was depleted and there were no options to play the hot hand
Dman: More Monday… er… Sunday night quarterbacking, Tu. I did make it to the playoffs when Yahoo had written us off.
Tu: Did you win or lose your last game?
Dman: Shut up, Tu!!!
Acme Bests Brian’s Team and send them Packing from the playoffs!!!
For the second week in a row, Tebow smiled on the Acme Packers and they faced the lowest scoring team. Coach Brian Busted out 7 players under their projections, while the Packers did not have any breakout players, but they did not need them.
Team Sandcastle follows the Nine, Ten, Eleven offensive strategy to a loss, Schocking!!!
Of all the times to test out a new offensive strategy, the playoff is not it. Yet Team Sandcastle bucked the trend and played only seven active players for the week and lost another early on Thursday. Yet Jamal Charles made it a close game scoring more point then the rest of his team combined. The Dragon was a tail of two teams as their players either score very low or very high. It was enough to win against a team playing only seven.
Pooh finds six empty honey jars!!!
Team Pooh Bear went on a diet this week as six players made a pitiful showing on Sunday. On the other side of the ball DeSean Jackson was a Warrior and scored 40 points and the rest of the team scored well enough for the Freak of the Week.