Virtual Musical Advent Calendar, December 6: You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch



We’re almost a full week into our Virtual Musical Advent Calendar, so now seems as good time as any to indulge in a little Bah Humbug.  And what better song to tickle that itch than Albert Hague’s You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch.

Before we dive in, here is a terrific version by Sixpence None the Richer to get us started:

As you probably already know, Mr. Grinch was the montage song used is the 1965 television special How the Grinch Stole Christmas; as you absolutely already know, that special comes from Theodor Geisel/Dr. Seuss’s 1957 classic children’s book of the same name.  In the special, the song plays as we see the titular Grinch systematically destroying and pilfering everyone’s Christmas preparations.  Its basso profondo melody is sung by the improbably named Thurl Ravencrofts,  and it contains one of the least likely and most awesome lines in a Christmas song ever:

The three words that best describe you

Are as follows, and I quote:

Stink.  Stank.  Stunk.”

(And for that matter, “your heart is full of unwashed socks” ain’t too bad, either.)

grinch-grinch-stole-christmas--large-msg-135034570137To me, the song always felt right, as if it had been always been part of the original book that I loved so.  Part of it was the spirit of the piece, sure.  But there was something else I could never quite put my finger on.  Perhaps you have felt the same thing. I would wonder about this all the way to college before I finally figured it out. It was during my annual re-watching during my sophomore year, when I taking classes in both classical poetry and music composition, when the penny finally dropped: Hague purposefully composed Mr. Grinch to be sung in anapestic tetrameter, which is the same rhythm used in almost all of Geisel’s Seuss books.  (Since then I’ve periodically looked in various biographies and Christmas song histories to see if this was something done on Geisel’s insistence, or if it was Hague’s idea. Alas, it appears this detail may be lost to history. Whichever one of them came up with the idea, it’s kind of brilliant.)

Mr. Grinch is also notable as an example of a growing trend within the Holiday canon: the adoption of supporting numbers from 1960s and 70s Christmas specials into the fold.

These days, if Hollywood wishes to cash in on Christmas it puts out a movie, but this has not always been the case.[1]  Prior to 1990’s Home Alone, movie producers mistakenly believed that unless your corporation was founded by a dead man currently held in icy suspended animation, family movies were destined for financial failure.  The obscene amount of money made by Home Alone changed that, however, and over the past two decades Hollywood has seen fit to pump out all kinds of really, really terrible Christmas movies each year.  (Let me say that again: really, really, really terrible.  And we’re all going to agree right here and now that this never, ever happened.)

But when I was growing up, it was the annual Christmas television specials that we all looked forward to each year. Rudolph was the first; A Charlie Brown Christmas and Grinch soon followed. All three of them were a huge ratings success. (The three are also the best of the lot by far.) Smelling easy money, TV began cranking them out regularly: Frosty, Santa Claus Is Coming to Town, a thoroughly depressing The Little Drummer Boy where you get to see a small boy beaten repeatedly by callous adults, and a ton of other largely forgettable offerings began showing up each year.  A great number were made by the now defunct Rankin-Bass Productions and featured “Animagic!,” a stop-motion animation process which produced clumsy, hurky-jerky, bizarrely moving characters.

Over the past ten years, supporting songs from these specials have been popping up on Holiday albums with ever-growing regularity, especially with the indie-artist crowd.  Mr. Grinch is the one that appears most these days, but there are others.

My absolute favorite of these — after Mr. Grinch, of course — is the Big Bad Voodoo Daddy cover of Mr. Heat Miser, a song from the hideously terrible The Year Without Santa Claus.

Still, there’s one Christmas-special song that has been curiously and unjustly neglected by this trend. I desperately hope that indie artists will take note and begin trying their hand at making it their own: the other song from How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Welcome Christmas.[2] It’s such a perfect song for the season, and it so hits the heartstrings of anyone that’s seen the special. (And for those obsessed with trivial details, there’s this: the lyrics from the Welcome Christmas’s refrain are the only part of the narration read by Boris Karloff that do not appear in Geisel’s book.)  I can’t figure out why it gets ignored.  Some young talented indie musician needs to get the ball rolling.

Erik Kain, I’m looking at you.



[1] There are plenty of classic Christmas movies that were made prior to 1990, of course, but they were relatively few and far between.  They were also largely made for adults rather than children, even though many such as It’s A Wonderful Life and White Christmas have evolved into obligatory family-viewing affairs over the years.


[2] If that title doesn’t sound familiar, it’s the song the Whos sing that starts out, “Fahoo Fores, Dahoo Dores.”  You know the one.[3]


[3] And yes, before you ask, Welcome Christmas is also written in anapestic tetrameter.


The Virtual Musical Advent Calendar


December 1 — God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen

December 2 — Merry Xmas (War Is Over)

December 3 — Baby It’s Cold Outside

December 4 — Maybe This Christmas

December 5 — You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch



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11 thoughts on “Virtual Musical Advent Calendar, December 6: You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch

  1. In the time-honored internet tradition of not addressing the main points of your OP and instead focusing on one small thing you said, I’ll say that for me, the “Little Drummer Boy” is probably the one of the most moving stories I’ve seen. I only saw that cartoon once–when I was very young–but it’s always stuck with me, especially that scene (SPOILER ALERT) where the boy’s pet lamb comes back to life (if I’m remembering the same story you are).

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  2. I hadn’t realized there were so many covers of Grinch, nor so few of Welcome. In the spate of googling, I found probably the most heart-wrenching cover of the latter – an upbeat swing version by the Army Field Band, with returning service members in the video, which made me a lot more cognizant of ALL the meanings of “Just so long as we have we”.

    Their upbeatness did not alleviate the heart-wrenching.

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  3. In Seattle an FM station ran a listeners choice poll (aka “Bad Choice Friday”) this afternoon.
    “You’re a Mean One…” vs. “Have a Holly, Jolly Christmas”. The Grinch won.

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