At Least Walmart Pays Minimum Wage
Picture the worst job in the world. Take a minute: dig deep into your employment history chamber of horrors and use your imagination. Got it? You’re wrong. The worst job in the world is being Jonah Goldberg’s research assistant. You’d have to spend time with him, listen to him blather his (alas, my keyboard lacks quotes remotely scary enough) “ideas” at you, and have to explain to him over and over that Karl wasn’t the one with the blond wig and the horn. And, even better, is the pay: Zip. Nada. Bupkis. Topping off the crap sundae, this offer for a job that requires you to save up so that you can afford to have your soul destroyed is headlined by the motto of the AEI:
Freedom. Opportunity. Enterprise.