Fantasy Football Week In Review: Week 2

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  1. Avatar Tod Kelly
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    Two games, two projected losses, still undefeated.

    The Oracle can kiss my butt.Report

    • Avatar Wyrmnax in reply to Tod Kelly
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      I think it fun that Downsouth Dragons are predicted 4W-7L.

      On my own predictions, i would have gone 0-11. But then, it looks like NFL had some weird happening on these couple weeks.Report

    • Avatar Dman in reply to Tod Kelly
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      Yes, the Oracle is looking really shaky right now. It is tough to miss on two teams after the first week. Sadly the Oracle has been right about my team for the last two weeks. I hope she is right again for me this week. I might win a game then…Report

  2. Avatar Jaybird
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    At the risk sounding mightily gloat-y
    Your chances are truly remote-y.
    the delivered wood crate
    makes you feel all first rate…
    you’ll be pancaked like Wile E. Coyote

    I thought that a rhyme that bounced “coyote” off of “Quixote” was cheating.
    Also: “catapult” doesn’t have any decent rhymes at all.Report

  3. Avatar Slade the Leveller
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    Week 1 I run into the P. Manning buzzsaw, and eke out a tie. As Liz Lemon would say, “What the what!” Week 2 Aaron Rogers can do no wrong, and my Cowboys decide to take a week off. Week 3 has one player, Megatron, that scares me. Which Calvin Johnson will show up Sunday, and, more importantly, which Matt Stafford will show up to throw to him? Week 3 is a win on paper, but we have to play the games, don’t we?Report

  4. Avatar Miss Mary
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    I wish dating was like fantasy football. I’m learning so much. I think I get why people like this stuff.Report

  5. Avatar Jaybird
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    So far, today is pretty rough.Report

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