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Tod Kelly

Tod is a writer from the Pacific Northwest. He is also serves as Executive Producer and host of both the 7 Deadly Sins Show at Portland's historic Mission Theatre and 7DS: Pants On Fire! at the White Eagle Hotel & Saloon. He is  a regular inactive for Marie Claire International and the Daily Beast, and is currently writing a book on the sudden rise of exorcisms in the United States. Follow him on Twitter.

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  1. greginak says:

    Shame there aren’t gators in Minnesota lakes. Real shame.Report

  2. Jaybird says:

    It’s not quite as good as Herman Cain’s smile… but it’s almost as good as Herman Cain’s smile.Report

  3. Burt Likko says:

    Space. Awesome.

    The icing on the cake — the candidate pointing at the camera — is genuinely authentic. That’s the real guy there. Whether you really think he’s a good choice to be the mayor of a major city or not is something else, but you do get a taste of the real guy.Report

    • greginak in reply to Burt Likko says:

      Isn’t it only PBR drinking hipsters that care about being authentic?Report

      • NewDealer in reply to greginak says:

        The guy appears to be trying to be a 40 or 50 something hipster.

        Meanwhile, I read on New York’s Daily Intel blog that Wesley Clark is now dating a 30-year old woman and going to the hottest clubs in the meat-packing district. His new girlfriend is younger than his son. I don’t know how I would react if one of my parents ended up dating someone my junior.Report

  4. NewDealer says:

    I read somewhere that the women in the video is the guy’s girlfriend.

    Someone further speculated that the video is all “I’m a middle-aged guy with a good body who can still get younger girlfriends.”Report

  5. Katie says:

    He sounds drunk.Report

  6. krogerfoot says:

    I hope this heralds an age of political campaign ads that clearly have not had a moment’s thought go into them before the “record” and “upload” buttons were hit.Report

  7. Mike Schilling says:

    “I knew Jesse Ventura. Jesse Ventura was a friend of mine. Buddy, you’re no Jesse Ventura.”Report

  8. Damon says:

    totally awesome!Report

  9. Kolohe says:

    Yet another victory for Vladimir Putin. Thanks, Obama.Report