Tell the developers, the political angles and the strippers they can all kiss Jeff Wagner’s butt
As longtime readers know, there are few things I love more than awesomely bad political ads. So what with this being a minor election year and all, you can imagine how grateful I am to the good people of the Jeff Wagner for Mayor Campaign for producing the video below.
In it, the candidate for mayor of Minneapolis pledges: “”I will not take money from the developers, I will not take money from the political angle, I will not even go to the strip clubs anymore!” It’s a beautiful line, and the odd promise to give up strip clubs strategically interrupts your asking yourself, “What the f**k does he mean, he won’t take money from the political angle?”
As for the rest, I’ll just shut up and let you watch it for yourselves. Anything I said in advance would just spoil the fun of watching it cold.