Fantasy Football Draft Review Special!
(This is a guest post from our very own Dman!)
LOOG Week in Review – Draft Special!
Good evening fantasy fans, and welcome to the first instalment of the LOOG week in review. This edition will briefly review the LOOG draft. Luckly Yahoo Sports seems to have found the Oracle of Delphi and has already called the season! It looks like Pooh has found the honey jackpot according to the oracle, while Nine Ten Eleven should rename themselves Nine Ten O and Thirteen. It also looks like Jesus drafted to turn the other cheek since they drafted “well”, but will end up crucified at the bottom of the league.
Our very own reporter Tu Nosi caught up with Coach Stanley of the Thunderlips Express
Tu: Good evening Coach Stanley, Have you seen the draft report?
Coach: Yes, and it is a pile of crud.
Tu: Really, so you truly flaunt the wisdom of decades of fantasy football and think drafting a RB in the third round was a good idea?
Coach: Yes, look Tu, this league is stacked towards the receivers. Also, I only need one RB a week, but three WR a week. Getting those three positions stacked was my play.
Tu: We shall see if it works for you. Care to comment on picking Eric Decker over Wes Welker? Particularly after Thursdays performances.
Coach: …. It’s one week! Decker will do better…. I hope he does not cost me this week.
Tu: Care to comment on starting Owen Danels over Julius Thomas?
Coach: You are really starting to bug me Tu….
The Tryhards – Grade A (9W – 4L)
Acme Packers – Grade A (8W – 5L)
WhoWouldJesusDraft? – Grade A- (5W – 8L)
Team Pooh Bear – Grade A- (11W – 2L) aka: The Anointed Ones
Partisan Warrior’s – Grade B+ (9W – 4L)
Brian’s Best Team – Grade B+ (10W – 3L)
Reba Demartino – Grade B (6W – 7L)
DownSouth Dragons – Grade B (6W – 7L)
The Uninitiated – Grade B (10W – 3L)
MaliciousProsecutors – Grade B (5W – 8L)
Merciless Monsters – Grade B- (5W – 8L)
Scorned Intangibles – Grade B- (5W – 8L)
Thunderlips Express – Grade B- (5W – 8L)
The Levellers – Grade C+ (6W – 7L)
Team Sandcastle – Grade C (4W – 9L)
The Nine Ten Eleven – Grade C (0W – 13L) aka: Rocking the Donut
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