Ordinary Times Fantasy Football: Join Us!
Last call for the fantasy football league — draft day is Monday! Stop procrastinating already, and join up today!
Players! Get your lists in order. I’ve done a mock draft and the system is fast and easy. You will want to have tweaked the list that is given to you because on its own, I promise you that list is only a very rough guide. You should be able to poach Andre Brown before your neighbor, but be sure to leave a certain quarterback for my man Jaybird!
It’s a lot of fun, there’s some good-spirited trash talk, and as mindless diversions go, fantasy football is Dungeons and Dragons for sports fans. The winner gets to solicit a post from me on the subject of her or his choice — but if I win, I’m going to inflict a ridiculously obscure Monday Trivia question on all of you. (Don’t think I won’t do it.)
It costs you nothing but some time you were going to spend thinking about football anyway. So what are you waiting for? Get a semi-clever name for your team, and sign up today!