Some Quick Updates on the “Steven Seagal as US Ambassador” Story


Tod Kelly

Tod is a writer from the Pacific Northwest. He is also serves as Executive Producer and host of both the 7 Deadly Sins Show at Portland's historic Mission Theatre and 7DS: Pants On Fire! at the White Eagle Hotel & Saloon. He is  a regular inactive for Marie Claire International and the Daily Beast, and is currently writing a book on the sudden rise of exorcisms in the United States. Follow him on Twitter.

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15 Responses

  1. Avatar Snarky McSnarkSnark says:

    Love that video!

    Particularly where the bear is thrown 300 feet into the air, then shakes its head and walks out of the river.Report

    • Avatar Shazbot5 in reply to Snarky McSnarkSnark says:

      Greatest. Video. Ever.

      My favorite part is at the end when the Hulk “smashes” the water with the same effect as a 7 year old doing the same in a pool (after launching a bear 500 feet). Real intimidating there Hulk.

      Though the bear launch is awesome, too. (I can imagine an editor saying “Maybe we should just show the bear landing, instead of the obviously fake bear flying through the air. Ah screw it. Leave it in.”)

      Man, TV has changed a whole lot in my lifetime. I distinctly remember thinking parts of that old show looked pretty cool.Report

  2. Tod,

    I didn’t realize there was a Congressman Stephen King. In your previous post, I just assumed that Seagal and the famous horror author were somehow involved in this whole deal. So much for my critical thinking skills!Report

  3. Avatar Matty says:

    What I want to know is why Chuck Norris isn’t involved.Report

  4. Avatar Matty says:

    You haven’t experience the true power of Seagal until you’ve heard him sing the appropriately titled ‘My God’.

    I think this was the CD coverReport