The worst texting typo/spellcheck snafu I’ve ever committed.

Tod Kelly

Tod is a writer from the Pacific Northwest. He is also serves as Executive Producer and host of both the 7 Deadly Sins Show at Portland's historic Mission Theatre and 7DS: Pants On Fire! at the White Eagle Hotel & Saloon. He is  a regular inactive for Marie Claire International and the Daily Beast, and is currently writing a book on the sudden rise of exorcisms in the United States. Follow him on Twitter.

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9 Responses

  1. Murali says:

    Tod, you’re never going to live this down. You will forever be known as Tod “Threatens to Shoot Preschooolers” Kelly or shortenned to Tod “TSP” KellyReport

  2. Brandon Berg says:

    “I was telling him to get the kid drunk” isn’t much of a defense.Report

  3. Mike Schilling says:

    I’m torn between “Hey there, Machine Gun Kelly” and “At least Tod didn’t mention foreplay.”Report

  4. Kazzy says:

    I’m going to start playing a new game. It’s called, “Work Tod’s typoed phrase into every parent-teacher conference.”Report

    • Kazzy in reply to Kazzy says:

      I also feel this needs to be a new LoOG meme. Any time someone starts fear mongering or exaggerating a problem, simply say, “Well, that’s what the gun is for.”

      Bonus points if used during a gun debate.Report

  5. Mad Rocket Scientist says:

    This is why I avoid Gin, it’s just too easy for it to lead to a gun.

    Scotch is much better, all it ever leads to is inappropriate relations with sheepReport

  6. Barry says:

    Some of them have *got* to be made up (assuming that not all of them were).Report