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Kazzy

One man. Two boys. Twelve kids.

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  1. Avatar Burt Likko
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    THIS POST IS O.G., DUDE!

    Congratulations to Zazzy and Kazzy! And welcome, Simpson! It’s not so bad out here but for now get lots of sleep and love.Report

  2. Avatar Chris
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    Congratulations!Report

  3. Avatar Glyph
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    I noticed you seemed MIA and wondered if it was “time”. Congrats dude!Report

  4. Avatar BlaiseP
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    TO THE GARDEN THE WORLD

    TO the garden the world anew ascending,
    Potent mates, daughters, sons, preluding,
    The love, the life of their bodies, meaning and being,
    Curious here behold my resurrection after slumber,
    The revolving cycles in their wide sweep having brought me again,
    Amorous, mature, all beautiful to me, all wondrous,
    My limbs and the quivering fire that ever plays through them, for
    reasons, most wondrous,
    Existing I peer and penetrate still,
    Content with the present, content with the past,
    By my side or back of me Eve following,
    Or in front, and I following her just the same.Report

  5. Avatar Dan Miller
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    Congrats! You’re going to be an awesome dad.Report

  6. Avatar Plinko
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    Congrats, Kazzy!Report

  7. Avatar zic
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    Let the change be with you.Report

  8. Avatar Jason Kuznicki
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    Wow, congratulations. I remember what it was like. I was terrified too.Report

  9. Avatar Russell Saunders
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    I am so very delighted for you. (And you know how to reach me for free pediatric advice.)Report

  10. Avatar Jaybird
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    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAReport

  11. Nob Akimoto Nob Akimoto
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    Congratulations! Now I’m going to go worry about the future of the world now that we know Kazzy has bred.Report

  12. Avatar Mark Thompson
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    Congrats to you and Zazzy!Report

  13. Avatar Miss Mary
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    Yay! Congrats!Report

  14. Avatar Rod Engelsman
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    Coolness, congrats! And don’t be terrified. I’m confident you’ll be a fantastic father.Report

  15. Avatar Kazzy
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    Am I thinking about it too much/ruining the moment when the nurses’ saying, “OOOH, one of the few boys on the unit… lots of girls for him to date here today,” makes me want to scream, “HE’LL DATE WHOMEVER HE DAMN WELL PLEASES”?Report

  16. Avatar Kazzy
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    And, of course, thanks everyone! We’re very excited and very happy and I can’t wait to teach him the torture of rooting for two terrible sports franchises while living in both teams’ enemy territory.Report

  17. Avatar Johanna
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    WooHoo! I can speak for both Hanleys by saying congrats and welcome to parenthood!Report

  18. Avatar Mike Schilling
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    Congrats!Report

  19. Avatar Maribou
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    Congratulations, Kazzy and Zazzy and Mayonnaise! Delighted for all three of you.Report

  20. Avatar North
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    Grats to you both! I’m delighted for you and I’m especially delighted it’s you and not me. I, meanwhile, shall be getting a lot of sleep. I hope that knowledge will lend you great comfort in those long dark nights to come.Report

  21. Avatar Anne
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    Hope Zazzy and baby Mayonnaise are happy and resting up from the big event and congratulations Papa Kazzy!Report

  22. Avatar LeeEsq
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    Mazal tov.Report

  23. Avatar dhex
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    many congratulations!Report

  24. Avatar Ryan Noonan
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    Congrats, friend! If you want to commiserate over our lack of sleep at 3am, do please let me know. 🙂Report

  25. Avatar RTod
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    Wow, congrats! How amazing is that?!Report

  26. Avatar Reformed Republican
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    Congratulations! We look forward to your next blog post in 18 years when you have some free time.Report

  27. Avatar Will Truman
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    Awsome man. Just awesome.Report

  28. Avatar DRS
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    Congratulations. Sleeping is over-rated, anyway.Report

  29. Avatar Stillwater
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    Congrats, Kazzy!Report

  30. Avatar zic
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    Kazzy, women like to hear details. How it went, size of baby, if things went as you expected or surprised you. Not much is necessary, but a little.

    If you don’t mind, and when you have time.

    (And I think men like those details, too.)

    Mayo. I’ll take a Zazzy Kazzy with Mayo.

    Blessings.Report

    • Avatar Kazzy in reply to zic
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      Hey Zic,

      I’ve already said as much on the blog as Zazzy will allow me. She is much more private than I when it comes to the internet. And seeing as how the kid is half hers, I feel the need to respect this wish. Even though I think it nigh impossible for you to somehow determine who I* or my kid is based on height on weight, she drew the line there.

      I will say that he is long and lean; above average length, below average weight. My sports fan friends who are making immediate comparisons to the NFL combine based on height/weight determined he is, at best, a WR, but far more likely to be a runner or maybe a swimmer.

      He did have a cone head due to early attempts at escape but that already seems to be rounding into form. He’s not a cueball, but he could be a charter member of the Hair Club for Babies. He looks like dad… unfortunately. Though better that it be a he looking like dad than a she.Report

  31. Avatar James K
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    Congratulations Kazzy.Report

  32. Avatar Rose Woodhouse
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    Mazel tov!!!!!!! Welcome to the club!Report

  33. Avatar NewDealer
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    Mazel Tov!!!!!Report

  34. Avatar Boegiboe
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    Welcome, Mayonnaise!

    Alice was a noisy sleeper, and it took about a week for me to stop checking her breathing and thereby waking her up over and over during the night. Jason and my mother teamed up and each told me to “Leave The Baby ALONE!”

    Fun times!Report

  35. Avatar Aaron David
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    Great to heat!Report

  36. Avatar Russell M
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    good for you.Report

  37. Avatar Mr. Blue
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    Congrats, man.Report

  38. Avatar Murali
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    Congratulations Kazzy!Report

  39. Avatar Bob2
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    Congratulations!

    And more coffee.Report

  40. Avatar Michelle
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    Somehow I missed this earlier. Big congratulations to you and Kazzy on your little one! Savor every moment.Report

  41. Avatar Pierre Corneille
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    I don’t know why I didn’t notice this post earlier (it should be front pager), but congratulations!Report

  42. Avatar Mad Rocket Scientist
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    Welcome to the happiest terror you will ever know!Report

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