6 Lies Your Child’s Teacher is Telling You

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Kazzy

One man. Two boys. Twelve kids.

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  1. When you visit us to talk about your child and we say, “Let me just get his file out,” we’re really just buying time to try to remember who your kid is.

    Hey, look! Something we have in common!Report

    • Avatar Chris says:

      My Dad was a small town pediatrician, so pretty much every kid in town had him for a doctor (or if not, one of his two partners, which means they’d probably seen him at least once when he was on call). Kids and their parents were always coming up to us in restaurants or stores, and I always cracked up as I watched him trick the kid into giving him his or her name, and then act like he knew it all along.Report

      • 1) This is a necessary survival skill.

        2) One of the things I looooooove about living 45 minutes from where I work is that I am so rarely accosted by people from the practice in the grocery store now.Report

    • Avatar Rose Woodhouse says:

      When you visit us to talk about your child and we say, “Let me just get his file out,” we’re really just buying time to try to remember who your kid is.

      Totally no kidding: for the first 10 minutes of our first preschool conference about our son, the teacher referred to him as “she.” She was doing well, it turns out.Report

  2. Avatar Kazzy says:

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